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You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning. -Fresh Mind Fresh Day
Inspired by that Steve Valentine interview where he mentioned Alistair turning to the dark side, and I was very curious what that would look like.
âBring in the prisoner.â
Alistair tightened his grip around the hilt of his sword as his stomach fluttered in anticipation. Itâd been years since heâd seen her. Years since heâd been able to stare her in the eye and tell her how he truly felt.
Ever since Cullen had informed him of their recent capture, Alistair had spent hours throughout the night roaming the hallways, thinking of which words to pick, what tone, how everything would look when she finally saw him again. Sentinel armor, of course. Itâd seemed only fitting since she was the one whoâd given it to him. The sword had been harder to track downâeveryone wanted the blade that had slain the Archdemon, but Leliana had taken care of the mess well: bodies hidden, pockets filled, no strings to him.
âYour Highness,â Cullen said with a bow as he entered the Great Hall. He tugged on the chains in his hand and a woman staggered forward into the light. Her clothes were frayed and stained. She walked with a slight limp despite the great effort she took to keep her back straight and jaw set. Halfway to the throne, Cullen placed a hand on her shoulder, forcing her to her knees before the King sheâd helped create.
âHero of Ferelden,â Alistair spat out the title with as much venom as he could manage. âYou are here to answer for your crimes, some of which include: the annulment of Kinloch Hold, the destruction and burning of Redcliffe Village, the slaughtering of elves of the Brecilian Forest, the corruption of the Urn of Sacred Ashes, the enslavement of golems, the debauchery and murder for Dwarven allies, making Loghain a Grey Warden only to force him to sacrifice himself soon after. Even for you, I thought that one was particularly cold. Colder even than what you did to me. Though I supposed I shouldnât have been surprised after what you happened with Wynne. Did you enjoy holding her body in your arms?â Alistair sneered at the guilt she dared to show. Guilt, remorse: as if that made up for any of the things sheâd done, the messes sheâd made, the lives sheâd ruined.
âBut most heinous of all, Warden,â Alistair continued, âis your deluded belief that you could turn around and pretend as those none of that mattered. That you dared to think that you could escape your actions and start anew.â
He stood from the throne, enjoying the hiss of metal on stone as he let the tip of his sword drag across the floor. âFerelden didnât get a new start. Redcliffe didnât get a new start. I didnât get a new start! After all you did to this kingdom, to me, you thought you could just walk away?â
Alistair scoffed, raising his sword off the ground as he came to stand in front of her. âAre you ready for your judgement, Grey Warden?â

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This makes me want a video game about a zombie apocalypse that only affects men so itâs up to the housewives of 50sâ America to save humanity.
âŚsaving this idea for class.
i would play the heck out of that game, it is an amazing idea.
Also can there be a character design screen so you can make your little housewife?
I think itâd be entertaining to see what guys could come up with for making their female-selves. If you ask me.
I would so play this game.Â
I would suck at it but I would play it.
Iâve never played a zombie game, but you got me at 50âs.
Hngggggggg I love 50s clothes give it to me
OMG I already thought of some sort of premise:
In 1953 a certain laboratory on an undisclosed location developed a serum that could genetically modify humans, giving them enhanced speed, agility, strength, and brainpower.
Scientists found a way to modify the serum such that it could only activate itself in the presence of a Y chromosome, thus isolating the effects to men, mostly because of female discrimination at the time.
The serum was a success, and sales skyrocketed just a few weeks after its release.
What the developers did not anticipate, though, was the human bodyâs incapacity to handle the serum. The mental and physical over-exhaustion triggered a mental decay which starts out slow, but speeds up exponentially within a few months after usage of the serum. The brains of the users are left with only the most basic survival reflexes, transforming the users into strong, fast, agile, emotionless human shells, devouring any mobile life form in their path.
Bites from the affected individuals could place copies of the rogue serum into the bodies of the bitten, giving them the symptoms. Shortly after, the serum evolved into a sort of genetic virus, causing mental decay in just days. No one was safe. No oneâŚ
âŚexcept the women.
*cue in epic music*
Can you imagine the shitstorm this game would cause. Iâd laugh pretty hard.
Would still play it though.
I just love the role reversal like the uninfected men would suddenly become this priceless commodity and would be told âno, no- stay at home and mind the kids, we canât have you going out, itâs too dangerous,â and âWhat were you thinking trying to fix the car? Think of what could have happened! Take up knitting.â
Wait, if itâs 1950s America, does that mean youâll be able to kill zombie Joe McCarthy and zombie Richard Nixon in a boss battle?
absolutely
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Iâm thinking he was probably even adorable in utero.