ts sides as shit my friends (and i) have said
- “People will see me on the street and say, ‘that’s not a straight person’.”
- “Of course I’m familiar with the concept of hysterical strength! I’m hysterically funny, and I’m a thick boy!”
- (doing the renegade) “You have a photographic memory, you can’t get rid of this!”
- “If you’re going to have a psychotic ghost boyfriend, at least you have one who can pull off a great falsetto.”
- “What is life, but a weird amalgamation of smells?”
- “When you plan on murdering someone, it’s always good to make a pros and cons list.”
- “That’s a sexy semicolon.”
- “Girls rule, boy drool!” “Actually, boys do rule at the moment. It’s called the patriarchy, Victoria.”
- “You clearly do not believe in the power of friendship, love, and magic, and it shows.”
- “Are you on frog tiktok?”
- “I want waffles. They’re like pancakes with abs.”
- “I hope Remy from Ratatouille is doing ok.”
- “I think from an outsider’s perspective you qualify as a cryptid.”
- “You may be older but my anxiety is as old as time.”
- “Let my body decay next to my doritos and this tub of ice cream.”
- “I can’t be an astronaut, I’m iron deficient and depressed!”
- “You call it graverobbing, I call it freelance archeology.”
- “My sexuality is anarchy.”
- “I do not have time to consider the moral ramifications of murdering fictional birds.”
- “Maybe I’m not a disappointment!” “Don’t get too far ahead of yourself.”
- “You’ve lost eyelid privileges.”
- “She’s an octupus, Nicole, she doesn’t have boobs.”
- “Should I go as a 70’s porn star for Halloween?”
- “Doofenshmirtz... gay.”
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