words are futile devices

This literally says ‘SALE! SALE!’ And the cat says ‘SASALELE’ and I cannot think of anything more beautiful

baby me, sorting m&ms by color and then into a gradient: now this is how you have fun!

baby me, observing other children eating fistfulls of randomly colored gummy bears all at once: when do i get to go back to my home planet

The euphoria of receiving a legit new follower during the Great Tumblr Pornbot Siege of 2022/2023

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

the “mmm whatcha say” meme will literally be funny forever. it goes away for a while but reappears when you are least expecting it. it’s nearing a decade in age but it’s still hilarious, not even in an ironic way like a lot of memes are. it’s just truly funny. i love it. what a powerful meme.

i disagree i find it stale and very unfunny

Fuck. Ing. Mood.

howl’s moving castle is first and foremost a comedy because sophie breaks into howl’s house and nearly kills the only thing keeping him alive and he’s just like wow can’t believe i scored a girlboss

every time i shower im like “yeah! i’ll take better care of myself!! this rules!!! yeah!!!!” and then the horrors