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ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

ok if i calm down for a second i do still think this is a net negative in terms of gaming culture and nostalgia marketing will never replace new original stories. and im also not a fan of the art direction which appears to be trending towards realism. but unfortunately i am going to pay whatever the hell they charge for that game because HES SO FUCKJNG SMALL

Ah shit. Here we go again

I would like to see Remakedorf. However, I am terrified that they’re going to give him a characterization-ectomy because Lol Demise™️.

This would also make Ganondorf’s relatively more conservative fashion sense in the inevitable Wind Waker remake way funnier. He stopped wearing his road leathers because his defeat shook his confidence and now he’s worried he’s too old/heavyset to pull it off, but you can see he’s still wearing the heels under his robes and is as light on his feet as ever. Bonus points if he’s got a photo/painting of his younger self that he still gazes at nostalgically because, oh, what a lovely young thing he was back then! Nevermind that he’s arguably Still Got It and that high-collared, form-hugging coat is going to attract everyone who prefers their queer old men to be Sunset Boulevard style vamps.

Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.

Reblog if you’d rather give yourself papercuts between each of your fingers and then rub hand sanitizer all over your hands than use generative AI to write or draw anything ever

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing