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i-am-a-fish

*places a 10 dollar bill into your paw*

yours

connormurphyirl

Mine?

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redstonedust

guy on the bus in front of me having a loud phone argument with his ex? boyfriend? situationship? some guy hes fucking at least. so on the one hand im glad that gay people feel comfortable enough in 2025 to be as publicly annoying as straight people. probably a good sign for the state of things. on the other hand TURN YOUR PHONE OFF. HANG UP. IVE ONLY GLEAMED LIKE 2 MINUTES OF THIS ARGUMENT BUT HE IS NOT WORTH IT.

raakhti

what is HAPPENING

moonglade-poetess

Hey guys, with so much love, and as someone with an actual English degree:

Please just use Sparknotes if you're going to do this. I get it. I do. But chatgpt or other genAI shit doesn't actually know what's important for you to know, and in some cases it might fully make shit up. Use sparknotes. Failing that, talk to someone who did read it. I'm begging.

the-barefoot-hatter

oh my god, there's whole books series that ALREADY do that. Have they never heard of the No Fear series published by Sparknotes? It puts a plain everyday english translation on the opposite page from the original text, plus character lists with descriptions and helpful commentary.

stop using AI for things that already exist!

i-am-a-fish

party rock is in the housee tonight :D

agentturtlecupcake

IT DEFINITELY IS

i-am-a-fish

last night was a movie

probuccalfat

people say shit to me and i wish i could hold up a flashcard or something that’s just this

probuccalfat

my favourite thing is that everyone unanimously said “this post is about people in my life who use chatgpt”

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facts-i-just-made-up

eastern-bloc-party-archive

dankmemeuniversity

justsomerandomgaynerd

clueless1995

meltygetswifi

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

energyprison

popcorn explodes too violently. they need to breed a new one that unfurls like the delicate wings of a newly emerged moth

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crematedequally

this morning i noticed my cat was freaking out more than usual. he's an anxious kitty (he'd been a stray for 3 years when we got him, then we had two moves with a very rough period in between). usually he has a routine that i do with him that helps him calm down but today it just wasn't working and i couldn't figure out why he was so stressed out. he kept bapping me on the head and waking me up and running around and eventually i realized what the issue was.

on monday i had a skin biopsy that left a pretty sizeable wound. yesterday i spent pretty much all day feeling like shit and laying around, and today i was supposed to clean it and change the dressing. he was panicking because he could smell the wound, saw me laying in bed all day, and he wasn't sure if i was okay. i got up, and as i removed the old bandage he started WAILING. just completely losing it when he saw it. he clearly understood that something like that wasn't good. i made sure he didn't touch it, but i let him smell me and see that i was okay, and he watched me clean and re-bandage it and pretty much the second it was done he immediately calmed down.

ten minutes later and he's purring and snuggly and 'guarding me' from such scary things as Loud Noise Outside and Blanket Moving Weird. this cat is better at taking care of me than i am some days.

crematedequally

The good boy in question

@karinrebloggardjur

#MyCoin

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transgenderfabianseacaster

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royalblueghost

When I am elected president I will institute a law saying that anyone with a net worth over 50 million must, at their own expense, employ a Jester. They must feed, clothe, and house the Jester according to the Jesters wishes, may not fire the Jester, and may not retaliate against the Jester, as the Jester will have Jesters Privileges.

One must spend at least three hours per day on the company of your Jester, and allow the Jester access to your quarterly reports.

The Jesters will be chosen by voluntary lottery. Jesters will be regularly interviewed to make sure they have not become Lackeys.

This law will prevent rich folk from being surrounded with vapid yes-men. A lot of problems with the world right now are happening becuse rich and powerful men don’t have anybody on hand to say “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”

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