A usual night in year seven…
FUCK I CAN’T!!! THIS IS TOO PURE WE NEEDED THIS SO BADLY. I AM HUMBLED TO BE ON THE SAME PLANET AS SUCH TALENTED PEOPLE!!!♡♡♡ THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND SO KIND SNOWBAZ FOREVER
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Show & Tell
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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A usual night in year seven…
FUCK I CAN’T!!! THIS IS TOO PURE WE NEEDED THIS SO BADLY. I AM HUMBLED TO BE ON THE SAME PLANET AS SUCH TALENTED PEOPLE!!!♡♡♡ THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND SO KIND SNOWBAZ FOREVER

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Number 1 and snowbaz? Pretty please? (And, if you can, make it fluffy?)(I LOVE your blog btw!!)
1. Things you said at 1am
Fluffy is my specialty! I hope you like it! :)
“‘m cake!” Simon mumbled as he jerked upright on the couch where he had very clearly not been asleep only moments before the slamming door alerted him to Baz’s arrival. “I’m awake. I waited up for you,” he said more clearly just as he was overcome by a huge yawn. He rubbed the not sleep from his eyes and started to stand up as Baz made his way over to the couch.
“Stay,” Baz said, giving Simon a light push back onto the cushions. Simon flopped back easily, eyes already drifting shut again.
“‘M awake,” Simon said again, words only slightly distorted by exhaustion.
Baz lifted Simon’s legs into his lap and said, “I can see that.” It was a shock Simon had even woken up when the door closed. Usually Simon could sleep through anything. He must have been really determined to stay awake. The thought made Baz’s heart jump.
With a sigh, Simon asked, “What time is it? How was the trip?”
Baz was surprised Simon was still conscious (even more so that he was forming complete questions). “It’s 1am, Simon. I can tell you about it tomorrow. Come on, let’s get you into a bed.” He maneuvered Simon further onto his lap to get his arms situated - one under Simon’s knees, the other behind Simon’s back. Simon immediately nestled his face into the crook of Baz’s neck and hummed, the vibrations sending sparks throughout Baz’s entire body.
“M’kay.” Baz felt the words more than he heard them, but it was the thought that counted.
Baz was certain Simon was already asleep even before he plopped him on the bed, but when Baz settled in next to him, Simon spoke again. “I don’t like it when you’re not here. I miss you too much.”
Baz wasn’t sure what surprised him more - the sentiment, or the fact that a barely conscious SImon had strung that many words together in a coherent and painfully sweet fashion. Nevertheless, he smiled and pressed a kiss to Simon’s forehead, running a hand down his cheek and then again through his hair.
“I missed you too.”
baz's jawline
reblog if you agree
#why hasn’t everyone reblogged this already?#i’m starting to worry that some of you AREN’T here for Baz’s jawline?#i can’t handle a world where his jawline is underappreciated okay#snowbaz#carry on#rainbow rowell#baz pitch#has a jaw like a like a rip in the fabric of space and time and you cannot convince me otherwise (via @theinsidiouspitch)
All of my reading fictional characters :) Hermione, Eleanor, Hazel, Annabeth, Wendy, Matilda, Cath, Shizuku, Belle, Alice, Elizabeth & Liesel. You can look at the whole series here: {x}
OKAY BUT LISTEN
You know what part of Carry On makes me really happy?
Well, we have the part (in the glorious chapter 62) where Baz and Simon are just laying on the ground being domestic as fuck. I mean they’re just holding hands and placing small kisses. ((These adorable shits I cannot.)) But that’s not exactly what makes me really happy.
See, in this part Baz asks Simon about if Simon’s gay. And Simon’s like ‘idk’ and Baz’s like ‘how did you not now?’
and then this happens:
“I don’t know,” he says, closing his eyes. “I guess I’ve never thought much about what I am. I’ve got a lot on my plate.”
AND THEN. BECAUSE SIMON LOVES FOOD AND HE SAYS “I’ve got a lot on my plate” THIS HAPPENS:
That makes me laugh. A juvenile snorty laugh. Snow starts laughing with me.
I MEAN
SIMON AND BAZ. ENEMIES SINCE THE BEGINNING. LAUGHING TOGETHER.
BAZ AND A JUVENILE SNORTY LAUGH.
Baz has been in love with Simon for so long, but they’ve spent all their time fighting and hating. Baz always has these walls up and pretends he doesn’t feel anything for Simon but hatred. And now they’re laughing together. A snorty laugh. THEY’RE HAPPY AND IN LOVE AND IT’S SO ADORABLE AND THIS JUST MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY.
JUST IMAGINE SIMON AND BAZ GENUINELY LAUGHING TOGETHER. (because simon made a great pun) (A PUN)

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Baz is side-eyeing you so hard rn. 😒
This kind of quality content is what makes it so hard to not love Rainbow.
“future books”
*makes it a character in the carry on world*
(i know i’m being unrealistic here and the tweets are 99% sure not meant like this but)
CARRY ON THE SEQUEL, WITH THISTLEDOWN PICADILLY.
YESSSSSS, THISTLEDOWN PICCADILLY WOULD HAVE TO HAVE A COOL BACKSTORY OR SOMETHING
I’d be so happy if there was a sequel even if it wasn’t completely Snowbaz related if still love it
THERE IS HOPE
Thistledown Piccadilly would be home schooled (like in the tweet) and then they (we don’t have a pronounce yet do we?) would go to london for uni or something and gO LIVE WITH BAZ IN A FLAT THERE. They would be roomies.
And Baz is so annoyed with the kid because they have no social skills or people skills at all since the kid only worked on a farm their whole life and was home schooled. But Simon would be so nice to the kid (Simon lacks some social skills as well, he has trouble talking right my friends) and they just get along well and there will be dOMESTIC SNOWBAZ AS BOYFRIENDS AND THIS GREAT CHARACTER THISTLEDOWN PICCADILLY.
I mean, can this happen please?
HOLY YES Thistledown might not be the best at Magic and feel threatened and outcast from the family as they are so good and they aren’t. So Baz tries to help but Thistledown won’t take it and gets in a teenage mood. But Simon helps him realise and says how he couldn’t have done half the stuff he did without the help of his friends and then Penny Baz and Simon train Thistle up and AGH
okay but a snowbaz soulmate au where you only figure out who your soulmate is when you call them by their first name to their face
everything else is the same though (like magic and the insidious humdrum and being mortal enemies etc)
baz goes by his middle name so simon is completely clueless
baz called simon by his first name once in first year and he never did it again
Morse Code
A/N hey so I based this lil thing off of the prompt, I usually talk to my friends through morse code in class but… apparently you know morse too… and now you know I think your butt is cute and I hope you guys like it even though it’s short.
Words: 402
Warnings: Nothing. Fluff. a lil butt talk.
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HEY. STILL REMEMBER MORSE CODE? Penny asked, through morse code, on our first lesson of our Sophomore year in college.
OBVIOUSLY. I tapped back. THIS IS THE ONLY LANGUAGE I’LL EVER NEED TO KNOW. WHO NEEDS GREEK?
She seemed rather ruffled by my response; Penny had no reason to dislike Greek (or any of her classes, for that matter), and thought I should really put more effort into my schoolwork. GREEK IS IMPORTANT, SIMON. PAY ATTENTION. I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU FOR THE REST OF CLASS.
THE TEACHER ISN’T EVEN TALKING! Pause. PENNY? No response. PLEASE HELP ME, A BOY WITH A REALLY CUTE BUTT JUST SAT BESIDE ME…
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Miss Possibelf: Now close your eyes, take a deep breath and tell me the first thought that comes to your mind.
Simon: Scone!
Agatha: Dress!
Penelope: Magic!
Baz: Snow!
Everyone: ...
Baz: ...men! Snowmen!

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Simon gets a camera
“Fuck, Snow, enough with the fucking camera!”
“No, Snow, I don’t look cute. I look HOT DAMN.”
“Stop with the stupid vampire jokes, Snow. No, they’re not funny. No I’m NOT smiling.”
“Do you– do you really think I look good for the family dinner?”
“Simon, stop looking at me like that… Yes, I love you, too.”
“Okay Bunce, you hold the camera.”
Snowbaz grandpas
Imagine Baz and Simon as grandpas and they’re babysitting their grandchildren and one of the kids calls Baz “grampire” and Baz just looks over at Simon, who’s laughing his ass off in his old man glasses.
Liv’s Food and Fiction: Simon Snow’s Cinnamon Rolls
“You were the sun, and I was crashing into you.” ― Rainbow Rowell, Carry On
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draco: (across the great hall) HEEEEY POTTER!
harry: WHAT?!
draco: WHAT'S OUR POTIONS HOMEWORK?!
harry: SUMMARIZE CHAPTER FOUR.
draco: THANKS.
everybody: (stares at draco)
draco: uh ALSO YOU'RE UGLY!
harry: LOVE YOU T- I MEAN YOU'RE A GIT.
hermione: everyone knows, you dunces-
harry: SSSSHHHH
Lucius: *loses Draco in the crowd*
Lucius: *cups hands over mouth* HARRY SUCKS
Draco: *casually walks out of crowd* lmao I know
Lucius:
Lucius: bibbity bobbity back the fuck up

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okay but imagine draco and harry
that is all
I’m Team Valor for sure
I’m definitely Team Instinct but the team Valor one made me laugh so hard
DALE MAS GASOLIIIINA. A ELLA LE GUSTA LA GASOLIIINA