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A Few Days Home
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“I’ll make sure I get you a naga tail.” he told her, he probably wouldn’t get her a taxidermied real one, but he may have someone make something that looked akin to it. Not a life-sized one, maybe he could convince Aelwynn he could only get the last foot of it. Maybe.
Seridyn didn’t even realize Aelwynn was behind him, no, he was fearing the worst and completely preparing himself for what he’d see. Seeing Elle alive and well had nearly brought him to his knees. He got over it rather quickly when she came to him though, his arms going around her and he breathed her in, his fingers fisting in the material of the back of her dress.
She pulled back and he looked to her only to shake his head and huff at Wynnie’s newest weird game. The girl was an odd one, always had been a bit morbid and macabre, but she was who she was. “She’s a mess…” he stated with a chuckle, he was so thankful everyone was okay that it didn’t even matter that he’d just feared for their lives.
Her hand on his cheek, Seridyn grinned in return, bright and happy to see her. He leaned in, his forehead going to her own gently and affectionately “Oh I can.” He assured her kissing her affectionately, his arms pulling her in a bit closer. “My heart and soul lie with you, Andi. I’m not whole without you around. I’ve missed you so fookin much…” he kissed her again “I’m just happy to be home.”
Her forehead rested against his own and she lingered there with him in the entry way, breathing the same air and finding it a great comfort to be able to do so again. He confessed how much he missed her and Elle felt her chest tighten at the words, her eyes closing. If she didn’t change the subject, the two of them would end up crying over lost time like lovesick teenagers.
“I’m glad you’re home too, love. It hasn’t been the same since you’ve been gone.” She pressed her lips to his for a quick kiss and then smiled at him. “Oh, I have some news.” She waited for his curiosity, or common courtesy, to kick in and when he asked what it was, she reached down, taking his hand and gently setting it on her stomach.
He knew what it meant. How many times now had she delivered the news of children to come in the same way? She waited long enough for him to let that news sink in and just when he started to react, no doubt overwhelmed by the thought of another child, she lifted up to give him a horridly smug little kiss.
“Don’t fret, love. It’s not your baby.”
Truth be told, it wasn’t hers, either.
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They were like lovesick teenagers. Seridyn’s heart had ached for Elle every day that he was gone. He’d missed her, missed the kids, missed home. He knew that this was better for everyone in the long run, but it didn’t mean that he was necessarily happy about it. They were doing what needed to be done, he knew neither of them liked it, and they were sure to express just how much they’d missed each other tonight when the kids were in bed.
He kissed her back and his eyes searched hers when she said she had news “Oh?” brows lifted and when she reached for his hand, she didn’t even have to get to her belly for him to understand what was going on. He looked surprised, blinking a little bit and his mouth fell open a bit, thick brows furrowing in confusion.
That’s when she continued. “Wait wha...?!” He didn’t finish, that outraged word stopping short as his brain actually registered what she was saying. “Oh!” he grinned “That’s great!” he leaned in and kissed her “Did you tell Scarlet? Is she excited? You told her that she has to take it right? She can’t give it back once the baby is handed over...” he teased. He was beaming. He loved Elle pregnant, he did, he liked the way she looked and the way she glowed and everything about it, and at the end of this pregnancy, they didn’t have another mouth to feed. For Seridyn, it was kind of a win/win situation. “I’m excited for her. I think it’s loovely what you’re doing for your friend.” his hand went to her cheek and he gave her another soft kiss. Every day, Elle gave him another reason to love her.
A Few Days Home
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“How about I take you fishing with me, and I’ll teach you how to scale them instead? You can’t come with me, it’s too dangerous.” though he was sure Aelwynn was going to grow up to be quite the brute regardless of what path she chose.
He stood and she wasn’t having it, “What are you waiting on?” he asked her, surprised that she wasn’t following him inside in general. Usually, Aelwynn was happy to spend most of her time attached to his hip, but she wasn’t having it today. Her answer had his blood running cold. “…What?” if there’d been the usual yelling and laughing and sounds of children beyond the front door, he’d take it as one of her weird imaginations, but there wasn’t. It was quiet and Seridyn was suddenly terrified that Wynnie had a legitimate reason to be sitting on the steps looking sad.
He walked to the front door, a hand on the hilt of his sword as he opened it slowly, preparing himself as much as he could for the possibility of a slaughter. Everything was quiet, the front room was without children, the house was silent. His fingers tightened around the handle of his sword and he made his way into the kitchen, only to see Elle standing there, her back to him, cooking dinner like nothing was wrong.
A loud breath of relief left him, emotions nearly bringing him to his knees and his hand went out to stabilize him against the doorframe/arch. “Fook Andi…” he breathed again, his other hand went to his chest over his heart, his eyes closing, “Wynnie told me you were all dead…”
“I can protect myself.” she promised, but she knew he wasn’t going to let her come. Even though she’d only help. “I was gonna keep it in my dresser. I cleaned out my underwear and everything.” Because raw meat of any sort in the top drawer of a dresser was a good idea. And when she said she cleaned it? What she really meant was that she took her underwear and shoved them in the closet. Cleaned!
He didn’t seem impressed by her game and when he walked into the main living area, she followed him curiously. Elle was in the kitchen, to his immediate left when he entered, her back to him, humming quietly to herself. But when he breathed out her name in relief, she turned.
There had been no word from him about when he’d be home. He just walked into their house after a month, like he’d been gone only hours. She let out a quick breath and rounded the kitchen counter to hug him tightly, abandoning her pan, but when he told her what Aelwynn had done, she froze a second in his arms and then pulled back. “Yes. I imagine she did. It’s her new favorite game to play… she pretends to be an orphan and I adopt her a few times a day. Sometimes I nurse her back to health from a grievous wound collected in battle, but most of the time I merely have to listen to how her family died.”
She chuckled, and laid her hand on his cheek, breathing in the sight of him. “Go wash up for dinner, Aelwynn.” she said, not removing her eyes from the man in front of her. And after Wynnie left for the bathroom, Elle gave him a brilliant smile. “I’ve missed you. You cannot imagine…”
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“I’ll make sure I get you a naga tail.” he told her, he probably wouldn’t get her a taxidermied real one, but he may have someone make something that looked akin to it. Not a life-sized one, maybe he could convince Aelwynn he could only get the last foot of it. Maybe.
Seridyn didn’t even realize Aelwynn was behind him, no, he was fearing the worst and completely preparing himself for what he’d see. Seeing Elle alive and well had nearly brought him to his knees. He got over it rather quickly when she came to him though, his arms going around her and he breathed her in, his fingers fisting in the material of the back of her dress.
She pulled back and he looked to her only to shake his head and huff at Wynnie’s newest weird game. The girl was an odd one, always had been a bit morbid and macabre, but she was who she was. “She’s a mess...” he stated with a chuckle, he was so thankful everyone was okay that it didn’t even matter that he’d just feared for their lives.
Her hand on his cheek, Seridyn grinned in return, bright and happy to see her. He leaned in, his forehead going to her own gently and affectionately “Oh I can.” He assured her kissing her affectionately, his arms pulling her in a bit closer. “My heart and soul lie with you, Andi. I’m not whole without you around. I’ve missed you so fookin much...” he kissed her again “I’m just happy to be home.”
A Few Days Home
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Aelwynn’s cry of delight had him hugging her tight. His eyes closed as he took that moment to let it sink in that he was home for the moment “Oof I missed you Wynnie.” he stated and kissed the side of her head. She leaned back and his brows furrowed, his head tipping a little to the side, his face getting very serious “No. But I’ll see what I can do next time, yeah?”
He looked at her on the step and then the front door, standing fully and grinning at her “Should I go in and say hi to mum?” he asked and extended his hand for Aelwynn “Want to come in with me?”
The look of disappointment on that little girl’s face was immense. She really thought he was going to bring her the severed tail of a naga! And now that he was home, she was thrilled… but she still wanted that tail. It wasn’t fair. “You can take me with you.” she offered. “Sometimes, um, mom lets me make my sanwiches and I do a really good job with the knife. I can do it!”
He stood up and she sat back down with a grump. She hadn’t asked for much. She was sure he killed lots of naga - it wasn’t like they were going to use them! He wanted to go inside to see her mom and she frowned. “You can’t. I’m waiting.” When he inevitably asked what she was waiting for, she looked up at him with surprisingly convincing eyes for a six year old. “Everyone’s dead… I’m waiting for someone to come adopt me.”
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“How about I take you fishing with me, and I’ll teach you how to scale them instead? You can’t come with me, it’s too dangerous.” though he was sure Aelwynn was going to grow up to be quite the brute regardless of what path she chose.
He stood and she wasn’t having it, “What are you waiting on?” he asked her, surprised that she wasn’t following him inside in general. Usually, Aelwynn was happy to spend most of her time attached to his hip, but she wasn’t having it today. Her answer had his blood running cold. “...What?” if there’d been the usual yelling and laughing and sounds of children beyond the front door, he’d take it as one of her weird imaginations, but there wasn’t. It was quiet and Seridyn was suddenly terrified that Wynnie had a legitimate reason to be sitting on the steps looking sad.
He walked to the front door, a hand on the hilt of his sword as he opened it slowly, preparing himself as much as he could for the possibility of a slaughter. Everything was quiet, the front room was without children, the house was silent. His fingers tightened around the handle of his sword and he made his way into the kitchen, only to see Elle standing there, her back to him, cooking dinner like nothing was wrong.
A loud breath of relief left him, emotions nearly bringing him to his knees and his hand went out to stabilize him against the doorframe/arch. “Fook Andi...” he breathed again, his other hand went to his chest over his heart, his eyes closing, “Wynnie told me you were all dead...”
A Few Days Home
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Seridyn was a little scruffier than usual, his hair just a little longer, as he walked down the street towards his house, a large heavy rucksack on his back. He’d been gone a month, and though Elle had received about a letter or two a week, she knew that he was busy by the ever-shortening of his letters. No matter how short, however, he told her that he loved her, that he missed her so much he couldn’t breathe, and that he’d come home to visit as soon as he could.
He hadn’t gotten to write to her and tell her when he’d be home, so these next few days were a complete surprise… which was why he was on foot for the last mile or so. He didn’t want the sound of hoofbeats on the ground to let her know he was there. He didn’t want to ruin it. He smiled when he saw the house and his pace picked up, his eyes taking in the place he knew his soul rested. The people he knew carried it, and namely? His wife. His heart skipped at just the thought of seeing her again, emotions already gripping at his chest and stomach. He was home.
Walking up the front yard, he saw Aelwynn sitting on the porch, looking forlorn and Seridyn took a few steps closer, shrugging out of that sack and gently lowering it to the ground wordlessly before quietly sneaking up towards her and then leaning down when he was close by “What’s wrong little girl? No one loove you?” he teased, giving her a grin.
The house was surprisingly quiet for the middle of the day. It was nearing dinnertime and normally all of the children were outside while Elle made dinner. If they weren’t they could at least be heard in the house making a chaotic nuisance of themselves. Aelwynn was the only one that was outside and even she wasn’t playing - that he knew of.
In truth, this was her new favorite game. It happened in two parts, the first of which being the invention of some gruesome death that had befallen her family and orphaned her. And then, eventually, her mother would come outside to ‘find her on the front step’ and ‘take her in’. This happened two or three times a day and while Elle was understandably confused by the game, she wasn’t exactly concerned. Children were strange and with so many in the house she had learned to just take things as they came.
Seridyn leaned down next to the little girl with her fiery red hair and cool blue eyes and she jumped in surprise before discovering who it was and forgetting her game for that moment. “Daddy!” she cried, throwing her arms around his neck. Leaning back, her grin faded to reflect the seriousness of the next question. “Did you bring me a naga tail?”
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Aelwynn’s cry of delight had him hugging her tight. His eyes closed as he took that moment to let it sink in that he was home for the moment “Oof I missed you Wynnie.” he stated and kissed the side of her head. She leaned back and his brows furrowed, his head tipping a little to the side, his face getting very serious “No. But I’ll see what I can do next time, yeah?”
He looked at her on the step and then the front door, standing fully and grinning at her “Should I go in and say hi to mum?” he asked and extended his hand for Aelwynn “Want to come in with me?”

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A Few Days Home
@teaandmagick
Seridyn was a little scruffier than usual, his hair just a little longer, as he walked down the street towards his house, a large heavy rucksack on his back. He’d been gone a month, and though Elle had received about a letter or two a week, she knew that he was busy by the ever-shortening of his letters. No matter how short, however, he told her that he loved her, that he missed her so much he couldn’t breathe, and that he’d come home to visit as soon as he could.
He hadn’t gotten to write to her and tell her when he’d be home, so these next few days were a complete surprise... which was why he was on foot for the last mile or so. He didn’t want the sound of hoofbeats on the ground to let her know he was there. He didn’t want to ruin it. He smiled when he saw the house and his pace picked up, his eyes taking in the place he knew his soul rested. The people he knew carried it, and namely? His wife. His heart skipped at just the thought of seeing her again, emotions already gripping at his chest and stomach. He was home.
Walking up the front yard, he saw Aelwynn sitting on the porch, looking forlorn and Seridyn took a few steps closer, shrugging out of that sack and gently lowering it to the ground wordlessly before quietly sneaking up towards her and then leaning down when he was close by “What’s wrong little girl? No one loove you?” he teased, giving her a grin.
Describe the characters you interact with the most in as few words as possible.
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Aden: Emotional Mullet - Business in the front, neurosis in the back.
Quin: Tony Stark, but meaner.
Seridyn: Reformed evil, now superdad.
Senayr: Absolutely, positively 100% not a pirate.
Adam: The sweetest murder boy.
Gabe: Super duper sweet until he’s super duper not.
Lucas: Dark and brooding, until puns.
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Vhae: A thousand masks.
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Chasz: #chasz is why chasz can’t have nice things
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Jhae: Duty and honor and overwhelmed by both.
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Damerrek: Class, ass and sass - a deadly combo.
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Sometimes it is not OK to be OK. This is one of them. Comfort is all around you and you are all too happy to be embraced by it. The easy life is a trick! You need to refocus and think about what you really want to achieve. You are at risk of becoming completely blind to the intentions of those with power over you. Proceed boldly, but with caution!
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Seridyn smirks “Fuck you, I’m okay with being okay. I loove my life and I’m paranoid enough for two people.”
Love Type Quiz
Your Love Type: The Idealist (INFP)
In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship. You want a life partner and soul mate. For you, closeness doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up. You need to build trust first. Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive. You want to be that rock for the person you're with. However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space. You absolutely need to have your 'me' time too. Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ
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47. Do you prefer to make love or fuck? (Seridyn)
“Well that highly depends on my mood. I like them both equally.” Grins wickedly “Can’t say that I don’t enjoy making love, then again - fucking is amazing and intense. I guess if I had to choose, it would be the latter. But I don’t have to, they both have their merits.”

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69. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
Sen knew that the poor man had no idea what he was asking. None whatsoever, so he smiled “Buckle in, my friend… do I have a story for you.”
He sits down and grabs a bottle of ale, opening it up “So I was once seeing this married woman,” he looks up from the bottle “Don’t judge me if it hadn’t been me it would have been someone else. So let me tell you the story of Nam-Seon, I’m just gonna call her Nam throughout the story.” he pointed at Renwyck “Also, so what? She was Pandaren, I’m not choosy and I like how they’re all big and shapely and fluffy, you can’t get tits like that just anywhere.”
He cleared his throat “Moving on, Nam and I are going at it strong, pandaren husband is out with baby pandaren children probably, I don’t know, brewing something or learning life lessons. So we undress in the living room, just a frenzy of clothes, shirts thrown, boots tossed, pants on the floor, scattered everywhere. We make our way to the bedroom, where Nam, bless her sexy sexy furry heart, proceeds to ride my face.” he takes a drink of his ale “You can’t say this is too much information, because you literally asked for it. Sit down and shush and accept your punishment.”
He sniffs a little “So she’s riding my face and it’s amazing, so good, but things start to be a bit off, y’know? There’s kind of a pressure going on that I’m not paying attention to, and suddenly Nam screams. Just blood murder, freaking out. I look down, blood EVERYWHERE, it’s awful, it’s more awful when I realize that pressure is my nose where she’s literally ridden my face so hard that I got a nosebleed and didn’t realize it.” he shrugged “That’s not the embarrassing part. No, it gets better. So the scream was loud enough and apparently, the husband was close enough that he could hear it. We hear the door open to the front of the house and she jumps off, running to the living room to cut off her husband, bare ass naked..” he snickered “Or bear ass naked? Whatever.” he waved it off.
“My clothes, as you probably remember? Still in the front of the house, where I can’t go to retrieve them and I quickly will be set upon by a very very angry pandaren monk whose soul purpose is to kick my ass. THAT is why I grabbed the first thing I found in the closet and also the story of how I wound up walking through The Shrine of Two Moons in an oversized pink dress, with blood stained down my face, looking like a pretty pretty hobo prostitute.”
“What the actual fuck, Sen??”
“Oh, like I’m the first blood elf to go to town on a pandaren...”