How Do I Life?

the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

My favourite books are the ones that leave me with a deep feeling of existential despair. 

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

Thank you this is the first post about self love that hasn’t made me want to throw things

Thank you this is the first post about self love that hasn’t made me want to throw things

it’s interesting how wii channel music became shorthand for millennial existential despair. it was composed to be cheerful and quirky, but as the miis are symbolic of ourselves they inherited our agony

as someone who didn’t have a wii are you guys okay

Tire Dragons are my favorite magical beasts.

one of my co-workers was surprised when I said I hadn’t eaten in a restaurant since March. I’ve ordered delivery, and gotten take-out, but eating a restaurant has seemed a step too far.