Hi!

Unless they’re talking about like. Basing a character off of yourself and torturing them. Which like. Is also something that happens very commonly? People like projecting their own trauma onto their characters! That’s really normal actually.

THATS SO SWEET WAITTT 😭😭❤️❤️ Im gonna be honest it’s been a while since I’ve read Beast but if this doesn’t happen in canon it SHOULD

You can't change what is written So when fate cries, you listen And flowers on the grave Of the child that I used to be

Twin you are doing me such a service.

Goon #2 : she is?

Goon #1 : no no. That's strawberry blonde. Different shade dude-

Goon #2 : i-- *looks closely* yeah... Don't pay much attention. The boss wouldn't like it if we paid so much attention to her.

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Goon #2 : *eyes go wide*

Chuuya : you alright there Vicky?

Goon #2 (Vicky) : I-... Wasn't Miss's hair strawberry blonde...? It looks more like your hair now Mister Nakahara-

Chuuya : *who knows what Mori is doing and doesn't have entertainment himself* of course. She has my hair. That's my sister.

Vicky : I am sorry what-

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Vicky : -I am telling you. He told me himself-

Goon #3 : there is no way! He wouldnt-

Tachihara : what are you two mumbling about. We are on a mission.

Goon #3 : Mister Tachihara, Vicky over here thinks Elise is Mister Nakahara's daughter.

Tachihara : *not phased, part of the hunting dogs thus is trained to just go along* oh. Alright then. Who cares! Just do your job.

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Tachihara : *stares at Elise* ....why is she a brunette?

Goon #1 : i....I think she is gaining sense.

Tachihara : ....

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Tachihara : Either she is actually Chuuya san's sister OR she is gaining sense.

Gin : *looking at a ravenhead Elise* she looks more like me and brother than Chuuya san. Maybe the second option?

Higuchi : maybe she is mimicking people she is fond of?

Gin : awe that's cute.

Tachihara : eh i guess that explains it more.

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Vicky : I am TELLING YOU-

goon #3 : brother in Christ, do your work.

Vicky : when did you become catholic-- omg she is blonde again!

Higuchi : *trying not to squeal because she is also blonde*

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Chuuya : why is there a chart of appreciation around Elise's hair?

Mori : hmmm I don't know. Why does the outer circle of Mafia think you are my secret son?

Chuuya : i-i. THEY THINK WHAT--

BSD Au where literally everything is the same, except somehow Chuuya's clone ended up being taken and given to an ordinary family who taught him to forget his powers and to act like they don't exist (Elsa-vibes) and basically the clone has a normal human experience, going to school, high school college, and ends up meeting Chuuya at one point somehow. Could be that the clone runs a business thats a mafia front. Could be that the clone got into financial debt. Could be a wrong time wrong place sitaution. Either way, Chuuya recognizes Clone, Clone thinks they're long lost twins or something and since they are biologically related, does want to spend time with their 'brother' meanwhile Chuuya hates every second.

Fukuzawa's role is taken by Q

Kunikida's role is taken by Teccho

Dazai's role is taken by Kunikida

Yosano's role is taken by Sigma

Ranpo's role is taken by Hirotsu

Atsushi's role is taken by Fyodor

Kyouka's role is taken by Nikolai

Kenji's role is taken by Chuuya

Tanizaki's role is taken by Gin

Mori's role is taken by Ranpo

Kouyou's role is taken by Dazai

Chuuya's role is taken by Atsushi

Akutagawa's role is taken by Kenji

Higuchi's role is taken by Tanizaki

Hirotsu's role is taken by Akutagawa

Tachihara's role is taken by Higuchi

Gin's role is taken by Mori

Fyodor's role is taken by Poe

Nikolai's role is taken by Jouno

Sigma's role is taken by Tachihara

Poe's role is taken by Kyouka

Fukuchi's role is taken by Yosano

Teruko's role is taken by Kouyou

Jouno's role is taken by Fukuzawa

They convince Fyodor to join their brigade (i don't think i can call it an agency anymore).

When they enter the Agency, Gin is trying to kill Naomi (?) but Fyodor quickly recounts all the times he exploded.

Q thinks he's more than capable of becoming one of them, and explains that it all was a test.

As the newest member of the Agency, Fyodor gets to know his new colleagues.

However, with Gin he meets the dark and broody mafioso Kenji who is obsessed with Kunikida.

Kunikida tries to get some intel from Atsushi why the Port Mafia is after Fyodor. We learn that Kunikida was once a fearful Port Mafia member! He also has a weird friendship with Atsushi who is now an alcoholic and wears hats.

Nikolai is being sad that he is used by the Mafia as an assassin. Fyodor saves Nikolai from the Port Mafia, and stops him from blowing himself up. This makes Nikolai happy (not because he can't blow himself up, but because he isn't used by the Mafia anymore.) Nikolai wants to kill Fyodor because he is silly.

Q agrees.

Fyodor meets with his colleague Sigma, who is the Agency's doctor. Sigma memorises medical books but he is too anxious to remember the healing methods for them.

He spends a few days with Chuuya (who solves problems via kindness) and Gin too. Gin is in a yuri relationship with Naomi. Turns out Fyodor and Gin share an interest in gothic stuff.

Meanwhile, Fyodor also befriends and helps solve mysteries with Hirotsu who eats a ton of sugar.

The Agency also gets attacked by the trio of Akutagawa, Higuchi and Mori (so plus Elise?). Except Chuuya throws them out the window.

Rich people appear but they aren't mixed in yet.

all ability users are now demigods.

i think dazai would be athena's child, chuuya would be ares, akutagawa would be nox or hades, nikolai would be eris

Yosano - Apollo Kid.

Tanizaki - Hecate Kid. (Naomi's adopted half brother)

Kenji - Dionysus Kid

Kyouka - Athena... maybe???

Fukuzawa - Ares Kid.

Kunikida - Athena 100%.

Dazai - Athena (perhaps Thanatos)

... did I miss anyone???

Oh.