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In every time and place, in every lifetime and universe๐ซ
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There's a few things I donโt do during my period for a bunch of reasons... One of these is listening to Mikrokosmos by Bts bc I would then ugly cry for 15 minutes (I am, in fact, getting emotional just thinking about it)
Rocky ride Grace!
most unrealistic part of PHM is that there is no way that dr. ryland grace, PhD, would not have a flock of suitors following him everywhere he goes. that man is like catnip for academic shut-ins, alien enthusiasts, odd women, and gay people everywhere, as this site has clearly demonstrated
now Iโm NOT saying he should have had a partner on earth or whatever because I do think itโs awesome that heโs (implicitly at least) aro/ace/both, but it would have been a great aside to see the cloud of yearning that follows him everywhere which he either has to deal with or has decided to be permanently ignorant of. like the comedy potential of objectively the most fuckable man any of these strange science geeks have ever met being like oh um :) thanks for the coffee and the flowers and stuff and you guys are all so nice to me itโs great to work with you all :)
the devastation he would leave in his wake. like some sort of benevolent aroace whale floating serenely through an ocean of allo heartbreak. feigning ignorance because can you guys lock in we have alien microbes to study
And no one has ever openly told him how obviously people around him are crushing on him. Like, Grace has no idea how actually good looking he is and doesn't even care about looks that much, he puts on a funny shirt with a nerd pun on in the morning, ruffles his hair with some water (not even gel), puts on his glasses and sprints to work bc he's already fucking late. If it's his lucky day he has time to shave his three or four day stubble and that's all.
And then one day Rocky is randomly searching about beauty standards for humans and how they've changed over centuries and suddenly Grace catches him looking back and forth at him and the computer and is like "What's it about, pal?" and Rocky goes "Grace beautiful, statement" which makes Grace chuckle a little and reply with a heartfelt "Aw thanks Rock, you're beautiful too" before going back to work, so Rocky stands up and starts his tap dance and points at the screen where there's a bunch of pictures of male models and actors and goes "No, no! Grace fuckable, statement!"
And Grace just chokes on his own spit.
It's a random Thursday evening in July, 2026, and suddenly I'm craving slice of life Avengers fanfics like I used to 10 years ago....
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gift for @relsage for the skk mixtape 2026 exchange! :)
let kon be the swooning one please
Tim: Bart told me everything. Confess already!
Kon: What?
Tim: Confess, Conner!
Kon: I--
Tim: Now!
Kon: Okay, I love you!
Tim: ...
Kon: ...
Tim: Bart said you were the one who broke my mug.
Project Hail Mary (2026) // Barbie (2023)
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I've been having tons of fanfic ideas these days but have very little time to write (I'm studying for my C1 English exam that I'll take at the end of July โ send help!)
Plus, it doesnโt help that now that I've graduated from college I have to actually decide what the heck I wanna do with my life before September and I feel paralysed in everything I do, but that's not the point of this post!
The point is that today I woke up thinking about sskk. Specifically, a sskk fic where an ability user has the power to show a snippet of the future of the person they touch (pretend you don't see a correlation with my current life situation pls) and... you know where this is going, don't you?
Basically Akutagawa and Atsushi find themselves inside a random moment of their respective future (to them it's kinda like watching a movie) but... they're together? Why is that so? Oh well, because they actually are going to share their future โ but they donโt know yet! And chaos ensues as they keep going back and forth between fighting the ability user in the present and having to witness the most unbelievable, terryfing version of future they could imagine where your archenemy apparently lives with you and invades your personal space 24/7 and many, many other awkward things happen.
It's the most challenging, exhausting, energyโdraining fight they've ever had. And they mutually agree NOT to talk about it ever again โ well they probably will, in about 5 or 6 years when the future they accidentally got a preview of becomes, much to their surprise, their actual present... but they'll deny it all as long as they can, of course.
Must-said sentences include:
-- "What the hell are you doing in my future, weretiger?"
"What are YOU doing in mine??" --
-- "You're too close. Get off of me immediately."
"That isn't ME!"
"Your foolish future self is doing... something to my future selfโ"
"AGAINST MY WILL!" --
-- "Wait. Are those shiny things on our fingers..."
"If you have even the slightest care about your life you won't finish that sentence, weretiger." --
So yeah, fun stuff.
Feel free to send me recs, take inspo and write your own fanfics, or, idk, reach out to write something together, I'm always super open! :]
project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life
This is so cute lol
Kensho Ono (Akutagawa's VA) in an interview in dead apple guidebook
i love them their episode is so fun ส(๊ฆเบด ๊ณ๊ฆเบต )ษโก
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Look I don't think Supergirl (2026) is secretly a perfect masterpiece or anything (I personally thought it was like. a 6/10 fun time) but I do think it's wild that Tumblr isn't going crazy for it because this Kara is one coattailed suit away from being a Tumblr sexyman. she is the flawed messy female character people have supposedly been clamouring for. she's the popular archetype of a gruff self-destructive alcoholic middle-aged man begrudgingly having to look after a kid and growing fond of them but genderswapped and also 23. she's allowed to be visibly messy and kind of gross and her hair is constantly all over the place and she literally cries, screams, throws up, and pisses onscreen. she's caustic and mean and puts up an act of carelessness but has a heart of gold. she's heavily traumatised and coping with it terribly. if anything happens to her dog she will kill everyone in this room and then herself. she spends most of the movie in a trench coat and baggy band T-shirt. she gets into bar brawls and breaks a guy's hand. she is Going Through It 24/7 and looks the part. she stabs a guy in the throat. how is everyone else not obsessed with her.
