we make it rain

Not enough people named WOLFGANG these days smh what’s with that

I had an uncle named Wolfgang but he’s a goat does that count

Let bi boys date girls

Who isn’t letting them……

Keep reblogging this post all the comments are people showing how much they hate bisexual people

Biphobes unfollow me, you’re not welcome here. LET👏PEOPLE👏LOVE👏WHO👏THEY👏WANT👏

I haven’t seen a post like this for bi boys, only for bi girls. let’s fix that.

#letbiboysdateotherboys #letbiboysdategirls #letbiboysbeinlovewithsomeonetheylove

Anyway, no offense, but Seth Meyers and Stefon from Weekend Update was the single most iconic television romance of our time.

its freezing and the heater is broken so im gonna run the most challenging-to-render thing i own (minecraft) and make my pc so hot itll warm the room up

So this is what hubris looks like in physical form…

how do people who don’t use adblock get anything done

seeing the hot russian girls who want to get to know me fills me with confidence and a drive i would not have otherwise

People with blurred icons are the hot new oppressed group. What’s on the menu for slurs? I’ve seen “blurries” used and I like it

my name’s blurryface and i cannot post kink

School isn’t actually meant to teach you real life skills, it’s actually meant to get you used to waking up early and going to a boring and miserable job every day.

A lot of people read this and think it’s just juvenile shit kids complain about. But this is literally how mass education started. The necessity of disciplining formerly farming people, used to setting their own schedules, into the rhythms of the industrial economy, was why mass education was born.

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

ah fuck. it seems I’ve gotten girls and piranhas mixed up again.

william shakespeare? you mean the guy from something rotten? you know he’s not real right?

theodore roosevelt? you mean that guy from newsies? you know he’s not real right?

nancy reagan? that lady from falsettos? you know she’s not real right?

Hamilton? That chap from Hamilton? You know he’s not real right?

jospeh smith? you mean that guy from the book of mormon? you he’s not real right?

“no vegans”