Looks like a fluffy little rainbow❣️

we’ve gone from the yee haw agenda to the ye olde thot programme

VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*

i ate an edible and saw cats 2019 and let me tell you i was NOT ready for the main cats name to be my name too and when one of those fuckers onscreen said my name i JUMPED

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her

I go absolutely Nuts for old fashioned disease names. imagine writing a letter to your friend telling them that you've been gripped by horrors daily since becoming afflicted with the king's evil. the victorians had no chill whatsoever

why aren't we giving ailments names like "rapture of the deep" and "saint anthony's fire" anymore? I want to sound like I've been cursed by a dark sorcerer