how about you go be immortal at brunch

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

I don't want to see Nandor and Guillermo "hook up". I want them to fuck nasty. I want to see an entire episode of Colin Robinson, Laszlo, and Nadja trying to go about their lives but being interrupted by ungodly screams and crashing sounds. Pictures should fall off the walls. Nandor should march into the common room with his hair in a ponytail, grab a lamp, and go back to his room without saying anything. Nadja and Laszlo are so disturbed that they can't even be horny about it. Colin Robinson is trying to drain people but they can't focus on the things he's saying because they're too distracted by the cartoon sound effects coming from Nandor and Guillermo.