i’m sorry picsthatmakeyougohmm but this pic made me go hell yea babey elvis presley

i like this evil post

I like how the harmless act of icepicking has been labelled as violence. This is how physical labor ends up being something pacifists don't want to associate with.

Just passed some hipster cafe and there was a neon sign that says DID YOU NUT TODAY

i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back

i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours

hundreds, perhaps billions

men will literally run off a cliff and hang in mid air for two seconds before realizing it, looking down, and then dropping from a deathly tall height 

men will get into a fight with someone and turn into a dust cloud with stars in it

men will follow a carefree baby into a dangerous construction zone or factory and get hurt in any number of comical ways while the baby remains unscathed

men will drive several nails into a piece of wood with a hammer then when their attention is taken away from the task at hand hit their thumb with the hammer causing it to swell to the size of a dodgeball and turn red

men will literally unhinge their mouths for the sole purpose of eating a decker sandwich that is 4x taller than their head in a single bite

men will wear garments such as ties or scarves around their neck so as to make them easier to animate

men will be crushed by a heavy object and fold up like an accordion, accompanied by actual accordion music after this happens

men, when asked how many lumps they want, will pathetically think that the person asking meant lumps of sugar. the man will ask for two lumps, only to be hit with a large mallet two times in a row

men will consume spinach and immediately double in size

what a good and respectful wildlife interaction, from both sides!