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-Darling, did you saw? -What, Cru? -It's gonna have a Valentine's day party at Granny's. -Yes, I heard it, but only couples is alowd ... Unless you have a boyfriend ... -Don't be silly darling, I don't have time for a man. - Ursula just laughed. -But you know, Cruella never misses a party ... -Uh ... So what you gonna do? You want to ask that idiot Isaac to go with you? - Asks angry. -Actually he has already invited me. -Hm... -...But I said no. If I have to fake a relationship it won't be with him.. -Who'll be, then? -With You, of course. -How could you think I would agree with that? -Please darling, I want to go to the party and I know you want too ... It's not like we were dating or something, we'll only do this to get into the party. -That's not a good idea. -Okay, I'll accept Isaac request. - She turned with a smirk. -Don't even think. I'm going with you. -I knew you would accept, darling. ----------------------------------------------------x---------------------------------------------- Snow White was monitoring the front of Granny's. It was quite full. -She will be frightened. Want to bet? -Yes, I'm sure. They held their hands and surprisingly Snow White didn't say anything. Her face wasn't surprised. She still didn't like the villains, but gave her best smile. -Welcome. Both were surprised but didn't contest. -I can't believe she didn't say anything. -I really thought she'd freak out and stop us. -Maybe she's happy because she'll have a hot night with the shepherd. - Laughs evil. They go to the bar. Cruella asks her usual Gin and Ursula a Whisky. -Then you complain my Gin... -It's hard to stay sober with many pink hearts spread by this place. -I need to agree. - This is choking me. -You wanted to come. - Accused. -Drinks for free, darling. I never loose. - Twinkle and look around the place. - If dating someone is like that. - Points to Ariel and Erick. - I'd really rather be alone. -You love when I'm cuddle and when people do what you want. -Yeah, but I'm not sweet and annoying. -You can be quite annoying when you want to... - Say it low. -I heard it. -It's not a secret. They are interrupted by Regina. -You guys finally decided to come out? - Say ironic. -What? -We thought you would never do. - Laughs. - Me and Mal bet it. -Wait, you're here with her? -No, of course not, I don't make the same mistake twice. - Jokes. -How are you here then? - Ursula arching an eyebrow. -I don't need to be with someone. -Sure you need. No one can get in without a date. Let me guess ... It's that stupid... Robin Hood? - Mocks. -No! Stop talking, you're changing the subject. -Wait ... No! I don't believe Regina! The Savior! - Laughs. - Oh really? You should have told us before, darling. The Queen's cheek turns into red. -Stop talking nonsense, it doesn't matter to you! -It's her! -N-no. It's not! - Lie. -How Snow White deal with it? -She didn't... -What? She doesn't know? But how do you get in here? -That's none of your business, okay? Good party, just control your mouth. Regina goes mad and Cruella bursts out laughing. -It isn't weird that no one was surprised that we're together? - The brunette finally asks. -Perhaps... -Come on, we're not even gay. -Speak for you, darling. - She smiled wicked. Ursula doesn't have time to answer because they are interrupted again. Now for Ruby, whom at the request of Granny was send heart cards to all couples. -You guys make a cute couple, I'm glad you decided to show it. Happy Valentine's Day. - Smiled friendly and they are in shock. -Definitely not only they aren't surprised, they think we have a hidden relationship... -Maybe they aren't completely wrong ... - Ursula thinks out loud. - I mean, we act as a couple, protective and everything else... - Explains it embarrassed. -Oh darling, you know how I hate relationships, but... I don't hate our. -Me neither. - Smiles. -Maybe it would be better if we didn't use the name "girlfriends", it scares me... I have a better one. -Which one? -Partners in crime. - She smiles and turns Ursula's face in front of her. -I loved it. The both kiss, a little rough, but certainly with love. It's their way and maybe it was good to pretend something that was not even necessary.

-Ursula, Come on, you promised me... -I know, I know, just asked for five minutes, I'm sleepy. -You can sleep in the car. -No, I'm going to drive. -In your dreams. My car, my rules, darling. -I don't want to die. -And you won't, stop being dramatic. -I don't know how I still agreeing with this... They both dressed up and leave town early. The road was long and everything becomes worse when Cruella's driving. -Thanks God, I think I'm fine. - Ursula mocked. -Did you see? I said we'd get well. They leave the car and enter the mall. Ursula was completely bored, had no interest in anything there, unlike Cruella, her eyes sparkled just looking at the store window. -Look, this fur coat is beautiful, come on! ---------------------------------------- x --------------------------------------------------- Cruella liked not only the coat, but almost the entire store, in the end decided buy just three because Ursula stopped her before she spend all the money. -Come on, just one more store, please -Right. - Sighed. Cruella chose a red dress and shoes to match, when she was going to pay, she noticed that forgot the purse in the other store. -Darling, I forgot my purse, can you go there for me? -You forgot your purse? May no longer be there. -Just check for me. She sighs but come back to the store. ----------------------------------------x--------------------------------------------------- Before she could even ask, the seller comes to her holding Cruella's purse. -Your girlfriend forgot. - She smiled friendly. Ursula freezes. Girlfriend? She heard well? -Thank you to save. - Chose to ignore the "girlfriend" part It would be a lie to say that the brunette never thought about that possibility, but she knew Cruella could never love her. ---------------------------------------x------------------------------------------------------- The seller packed Cruella's things. -You are a lovely couple, she does everything you send? - Jokes. -Oh Darling, Ursula is cute, but she hasn't proposed yet. -Oh I'm sorry. -Don't be, it was not an offense at all. - Jokes. The woman of black and white hair sees her friend and walks up to her. -Did you found my purse? -Yeah. She gave her purse and Cruella paid the purchase. -Let's go? -Finally. Both of them interlace their fingers and walk back to the car. It'll be a long trip.

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-So...? What do you think? - She asked a little insecure. -You're kidding me? You was perfect. I never heard a voice like yours, it's lovely... -Thanks. - Blushed Isaac arrived spoiling the moment -Cru, I need to solve some problems, I believe you can show the house to Ursula, right? -Sure. The man frowned but didn't argue, he was late. -So Ursula, perhaps we can begin with the bedroom. - She said slyly. -Oh, I believe it will be perfect. - Returned the smile.