Fidelitas

holy shit new Boards of Canada album coming out in a month. last album was released 13 yrs ago

my neighbor is standing outside watching his robot lawn mower mow his tiny little lawn. i could've had the entire yard push mowed in the time that it took that $2.5k hunk of junk to complete 1 row

i have a consult with a piercer tomorrow to look at my septum and i'm nervous like i'm going for a job interview

did "cortisol" become a buzzword sometime recently because i'm seeing it constantly now and it's actually annoying

my coworker calling my org's Jenkins server the Leeroy Jenkins server never fails to make me chuckle

i don't like the fact that it's taken me until my late 20s to let my actual personality out. feels like i'm having a midlife crisis and it's very jarring

pretty much a guarantee i’m getting my septum pierced now considering i already told my mom and had to explain myself before she got onboard with it. can’t wait to tell my dad and give him a stroke considering that he flipped shit when i bought weed edibles once like 5 yrs ago