"Sure would like a Little Pad in Hawai~i"

If I were to tell ypu this is one of the greatest SRPGs of all time you'd think I was crazy....but I'd be RIGHT

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

everything about this picture is goddamn intense as fuck