Even the brightest stars will flicker

bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won’t hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don’t need gas, meaning you won’t be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there’s no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeks’ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, it’d be much safer to do. 

what i’m saying is

Crowley: cause I’ve been PINING after someone for centuries

Crowley: *laughs at his own joke and then starts crying as he realizes Aziraphale probably doesn’t love him*

absolutely no one:

me: edmund pevensie is not a slytherin. he is not cunning nor has the raw ambition. he was a vulnerable and confused young boy who just wanted turkish delight and someone to make him feel special. he made a mistake that he immediately regretted and then spent the rest of the series working hard to make up for it and proving his loyalty towards his siblings and for narnia. please stop basing his entire character on one decision he was tricked into making. king edmund the just is a hufflepuff.