My life in diapers

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Onesies Downunder - Pacifier  Giveaway

You can win 1 of 50 Pacifiers!

www.onesiesdownunder.com

50 winners will be selected at random to win a pacifier of their choice from our store. You can choose from any pacifier that we have in stock at the time of this giveaway ending. - Plain Pacifiers - Mix & Match Pacifiers - Printed Pacifiers

Each winner will receive 1 pacifier shipped to them.

Rules:

To enter, all you need to do is reblog this post.

You may enter as many times as you like.

You must be 18+ to enter this giveaway

Giveaway ends on the 16th of October 11:59PM AEST

Winners will be announced via our page and messaged directly.

Hi! I made this interactive map for all Littles and Daddys etc so we can find local(ish) friends to make

here is the link and the password is littlespace to edit the map, please feel free to add yourself in, make sure to include a way to contact you, your name, a cute picture and the city you live in (personally I think you shouldn’t add in your postcode or real full name or mobile number for safety)  

I know it’s weird to you but…

It makes me feel happy. It makes me feel comfortable. It makes me feel safe. It makes me feel secure. It makes me feel relaxed.

It could be a sexual thing, but it really isn’t necessarily.

No I don’t do number two, but some people do.

Yes I do number one, and I’m not really sure why.

What seems so weird to you is so normal to me!

I wouldn’t say it’s common, but there are a lot of us out there.

It always puts me in a good mood.

every

single

person

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

Daddy Says: It’s time we start networking. Reblog this image and add if you are a Dad or son if you are seeking one. If not, reblog without adding anything so others can help find each other through the notes.Spread a little hope and maybe even a little love this season.I’ll start:

Daddy

Son

Son looking for daddy

Daddie.

Daddy

Son

Daddie

Hot bois at Daddies Favorite Bois

Daddy looking for cute son

Get ready for dis wisdom

1.) Put a fucking pillow under your ass. Raise that hole up. A butt hole isn’t a vagina, you gotta help that dick reach it.

2.) Missionary is your friend. Start on your back and then you can be adventurous and do dick cartwheels or whatever crazy karma sutra shit you wanna try.

3.) Distraction is fucking key. If you’re not ready to go full throttle dick plunge make your man be sneaky. Lick his ear, have him twist your titties. Idk wharever you’re into but FORGET about a sausage slamming into twizzler hole and let the gates open up by themselves.

4.) Dry dicks = rug burn inside your ass. wetter is better

5.) For fucks sakes take a giant shit before you get into bed. I don’t care how much you don’t think you’ll poop on his dick. You’re gonna poop on that dick. Porn is a lie.

6.) Once the dick is in, don’t feel like you gotta be fancy. Your butt hole isn’t Pink Floyd. It doesn’t need a light show. You can’t start out with all these magic tricks or your butt hole will GIVE UP. It can NOT sustain 30 minutes of pile driving while also doing kegels. RELAX YOUR FUCKING BUTT HOLE

7.) So you’re doing gr8. The dick is in. The poop is absent. Your butt hole isn’t trying to be a fucking gymnast. It’s time for the party tricks: 

- Sit on the dick WITH him also sitting up straight. Don’t let that fucker lay down. This is BUSINESS. When you are sitting ontop of him, you have complete control. Squeeze your entire body and push yourself UP AND AGAINST boy whose dick is inside of you. It is important that you push yourself up AND AGAINST said boy or his dick is gonna knock that spot that makes you wanna end it all. I don’t care what Harry Potter fan fic you read, a prostate isn’t a fucking clitoris. You can’t just bang that shit head on and expect to feel like your jizzing. It’s called a PROstate because you gotta leave that shit to the professionals. 

- Try doggy style while pushing back when he pushes forward. It makes him think you’re enjoying his dick ripping your beautiful ass hole into a gaping black hole. Also, squeeze like a mother fucker when pulling off the dick. Push back, squeeze forward. Got it? Great

8.) Okay so you’ve tried out some weird shit, you’re getting close to him popping his load. DON’T get fancy here. You had your chance, the time has past. It’s time to stay fucking put and squeeze that asshole until he is done. You don’t have all fucking day. You’re a busy bitch. Hurry that bitch up. 

9.) Don’t let that fucker cum in your asshole unless you are prepared to shit it out. NOBODY TELLS YOU WHAT SEMEN DIARRHEA IS GONNA BE LIKE. IT’S LOUD AND FULL OF PAIN. Tops are demons, don’t let them sin inside you.