i am so fucking bad at minecraft

hey sorry if this isnt true i forgot exactly where i read it but this person should be brutalised and subjected to some of the most horrific acts of cruelty humanity has ever seen. it might be nothing though i might have the people mixed up

wow i didn't know this. i always thought they should be unpersoned though. spreading this so that others can be informed + to protect minors

Damn, I already had a feeling about them since... I’m not sure when. Their fashion sense really threw me off and I hated their takes on video games. I’m glad that my impulse to find out their identity, uproot their career, and destroy their life was justified after all, at least based on what I can remember!

you want proof that it happened? well, check this out, after we filled their inbox with accusations, they didn't immediately roll out a full PR statement on why they're sorry for doing the things I said they did and how they'll do better in the future. they acted as though they had never even heard of any of the people or events involved, and they even got angry once I insisted they were actually the scum of the earth and deserved to be hunted down and shot for the rumours I kinda half heard about them. why would they double down like that if they WEREN'T guilty?

They turned off anonymous asks after posting responses to fifteen anons, which is good enough evidence for me that they know they have done indefensible things and are facilitating crime. If they were innocent they would take the abuse and respond to every accusation with a unique acknowledgement of every bad thought they have ever had and abject apologies for ever having dared to be on the internet, where countless people have been harmed by their 1,000-follower blog.

never heard of this person before, but all the previous posts must be right! people wouldn't try to mislead others on the internet, especially knowing how easy it is to start a dogpile!

Awww, his blush

(T_T) they're all assigning the most positive intentions to the cruelest actions because none of them are at the point where they're capable of doing that

ok also the c!Dream famine point - one of my headcanons is the c!Bad/c!Sapnap/c!Ant are all obligate carnivores, and because c!Dream vaguely remembers something about eating a vegetable instead of meat, he assumes he was giving whatever his share of meat was to his obligate carnivore friends so they'd have enough to eat too :(

another idea: c!Sapnap and c!Dream vaguely remember c!Sapnap threatening to kill him, but it turns into a running joke between their friend group where every time c!Sapnap has something bad happen to him (ESPECIALLY if c!Dream had nothing to do with it, like c!Sapnap stubbing his toe or smth) he loudly declares he's going to kill c!Dream for this and c!Dream laughs and tells him "good luck buddy".

he also starts dramatically pointing whatever he's holding at c!Dream like a sword which is funny when it's something random like a stick with leaves still attached or a dropped femur from a skeleton and gets c!Dream to snicker at him until the day when c!Sapnap dramatically points a submarine sandwich at him while having the most dramatically betrayed expression on his face and c!Dream completely loses it

At some point c!Sapnap shoves c!Dream out of the way of a creeper blast, gets badly injured, and his first words while lying on the ground bleeding is a smug "only I get to kill you remember >:3"

dude i love how chill and selfless you are 😄 by any chance is your wildest fantasy to be Useful?