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@mygooseiscooked
If sundaes are ice cream, what are the other daes?
Sundae, Mondae: Ice Cream Treats
Tuesdae, Wednesdae: Fruity Sweets
Thursdae: (just some boiled beets)
Fridae: Roasted Dove
Saturdae: Say, your Sundae melts before its ate, then pry the lids off cans of dates and dry the fruit thereof.
Didn’t realize until the tag this was supposed to be to the tune of Friday I’m in Love, went straight to Happy Days and got thrown off after Thursdae
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okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺
pfffffttttt yeah I’m unforgiveable what of it?
now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead
are your eyes supposed to just stop working ag the end of the day?
didn’t even soend lots of comouter time, just cant see shit
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The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds
Gale’s biggest L
theres a store about a mile from me that doesn’t have a name, the sign just says
“CIGARETTES & POP”
and I think that’s kind of beautiful
pronouns is short for protein nouns
really hoping age 33 is the age I stop worrying what other people think of me
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I’m waitressing part time again and rven thoigh I’m 32 now and have friends and a life I keep getting rocketed back to when I was 25 and drinking myself to death and I was the biggest outcast at my restaurant and ugh
Also the people I work with are really not friendly and I am very introverted and don’t onow how to bridge the gap? How to at least be casually friendly?
I keep hoping as I get older I’ll become more “who gives a fuck” but it’s not there yet
Either not caring if they like me or being friendly whether they like me or not, not sure which one I’m aiming for yet
So I spent my whole shift tonight barely talking to anyone :/
So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.
Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!
Don’t forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about
It always fuck me up that older people don’t understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.
unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists
Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong
And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, it’s one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue you’re having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.
the twisty prophecies! the lizards! the lipstick! the humor! this book doesn’t play. a true classic.
and! in a twist, it’s actually the most accurate depiction of archaeology across pretty much all media!
you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself
I’m back to waitressing after 7 years away, and I work with like a dozen teenage boys and I got so mad that they wouldn’t move for me to restock cups I hit one of them in the ankles with ghe cup dolly
Now I feel like an asshole
I’m supposed to be the adult and set a good example
Instead straight attack mode first night
I need a lot of help
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