My Garbage Can Of Thoughts

I rose, I sung along, and I sung loud

Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

Air conditioning is just domesticated wind

Lmaooooo

Pure gold.

😂😂😂😂😂😩 omg!! I watch this show almost everyday for the past 3 weeks (I’m a teacher) and I never seen this I wish I did

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

It didnt work last time but I’m reblogging again

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

cats reblog if u agree

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

my self esteem is smaller than my bladder and that’s really saying something because i have to pee all the fucking time