if I'm blogging I'm escaping the horrors of life

shout-out to all GNC cunts. All gender nonconforming people who are just rude and inflammatory

Whatever your political beliefs, I think we can all agree that that episode of Steven Universe where Pearl calls Charlie Kirk “a martyr on the level of the sacrificed Messiah whose memory shall stand in the annals of time as among those of the greatest of men” was NOT okay

I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

This is brainwashing propaganda

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

I think grim reapers should wear little hats

I don't remember where I was going with this but I stand by it. give grim reapers big ole straw farmer's hats!

"well which is it gaud, little hats or big ole straw hats" i told you i don't remember where I was going with this. give grim reapers Among Us accessory options

ads these days are so sensitive to being tapped like darling my fingers barely brushed you and youre already opening yourself for me... well close those damn legs. dont make me get the taser

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s