I May Be Stupid,

i wish there were more, like. videos of people doing really well in endless runner games without face cams and commentary. just a little dude jumping over things for like an hour. something interesting enough to keep my eyes busy while listening to podcasts on the treadmill, without actually being engrossing or distracting.

"at this point in my life i cope so well you can't really even tell i have adhd," i say while walking very slowly on a treadmill, sipping a lo-carb monster energy, listening to a podcast at 2.5x speed in one ear while watching a 10 hour video of the 3d pipes screensaver

OR… Lestrade isn’t a vampire, but there’s been generations of Lestrades, and they all have to deal with this guy

the latest one isn’t even a cop she works nights at the 7-11 and Sherlock keeps coming in at 2am to slam two gallons of Monster Energy and ask her what what the fuck an “amogus” is (it’s case related) and tell her how much better she is at lateral thinking than her tragically straightforward ancestor and also is her girlfriend still going to school to be a defense attorney, how’s she handling the workload

I love that even as a vampire, Holmes needs artificial stimulants.

Happy homestuck day to people that are still homestuck fans, to people that are new to homestuck, to people that suffer reading post canon content, to people that don't longer care about what is happening with homestuck but still celebrate 413, and also to people that have NO idea what homestuck is but somehow know that today is homestuck day. Have a great 413!

90% of the notes are idiots writing incomprehensible essays and the other 10% are sexy bitches who recgonised the tf2 font

THE GUY AT THE END

ID: The bugs bunny meme with text saying “i wish all of my romani mutuals a very happy and safe international romani day” /END ID

“Westerners are fond of the saying ‘Life isn’t fair.’ Then, they end in snide triumphant: ‘So get used to it!’ What a cruel, sadistic notion to revel in! What a terrible, patriarchal response to a child’s budding sense of ethics. Announce to an Iroquois, ‘Life isn’t fair,’ and her response will be: ‘Then make it fair!’” –Barbara Alice Mann