RAPHAEL: Hello! My name is Raphael And I’m an archangel. No doubt you’ve prob’ly heard of me.
URIEL: Hello! My name is Uriel. I’m in need of some assistance. That’s where you humans come in.
RAPHAEL: It is Quite easy. Just say yes. Then you’ll be my vessel. Don’t worry, I will do the rest.
BALTHAZAR: Hello! My name is Balthazar. If you have an English accent Then you’re looking good.
GABRIEL: Hello! They call me Gabriel!
MICHAEL: Hello!
GABRIEL: I’m looking for commitment And someone who shuts up.
URIEL: You can’t Force us to leave real fast.
ANAEL: Hello!
GABRIEL: Just like dating? Not at all! You’re mine if you recall. Hello!
LUCIFER: Hello! My name is Lucifer! You’re the perfect vessel for me Dear Sam Winchester.
ZACHARIAH: Hey, you!
BALTHAZAR: Hello!
MICHAEL: Oh, Dean!
LUCIFER: You’ll say yes to me. You know that it will still happen to you eventually!
RAPHAEL: Come On!
MICHAEL: Dean!
RAPHAEL: My name is-
BALTHAZAR: Jesus Christ!
URIEL: You’re not my only choice.
RACHEL: Hello!
GABRIEL: This runs in families!
LUCIFER: Hey Sam!
ANAEL: Hello!
MICHAEL: Hey, Dean!
ANAEL: My name is Anael!
URIEL: We’ll try your kids.
BALTHAZAR: By doing this you’re going to help us Save the world!
LUCIFER: Say yes?
ALL: We’ll save the world!
BALTHAZAR: Just you and me!
ALL: We’ll show you how!
ZACHARIAH: Hey, you!
MICHAEL: You free?
ALL: And if you let us in, We can start on all this right now!
URIEL: No thanks?
BALTHAZAR: You sure?
URIEL: Oh, well.
BALTHAZAR: That’s fine.
URIEL: Goodbye!
BALTHAZAR: He has a son.
URIEL and RACHEL: Let’s go!
ALL: You simply won’t believe how much Our Grace will change your life, Our Grace will change your life! Our Grace will change your life, Our Grace will change your life!
CASTIEL: Hello! Would you like to be possessed by an angel?! You can stick your hand in boiling water!
GOD: No, No, Castiel! That’s NOT how we do it! You’re scaring them away again! Just stick to the approved dialogue Angels, show him!
ANGELS: Hello!
CASTIEL: Hello…
ANGELS: My name is:
CASTIEL: Castiel?
ANGELS: And we would like to talk to you about a vessel’s life.
RAPHAEL: Say Yes!
URIEL: Hello!
BALTHAZAR and GABRIEL: There’s one!
ANAEL and ZACHARIAH: Let’s go!
LUCIFER: Just go say yes!
MICHAEL: He’s free!
ZACHARIAH: For them!
MICHAEL: For me!
ANGELS: You see? You simply won’t believe How much our Grace will change Your life! (Hello!) Our Grace will change your life! Our Grace will change your life! (Hello!) Our Grace will change- -So you aren’t claimed by
ANAEL: Hell…O!
LUCIFER: Me!
ANGELS: You might as well say yes But if you say it now we can just skip all of the rest. Save eternity For all your family. We can fully guarantee you that Our Grace will change your life! (Hello!) Our Grace will change your life! (Hello!) Our Grace will change your life! The Grace of Angels! (Angels!) Hello!!!
Dean: Bullshit!
EVERYONE LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT AT ALL, I CAN PROMISE YOU THIS.
OMG THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER!
I DIDNT REALIZE HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE
