Positive Mental Attitude

Okay so Leon shows up in the middle of the fight, riding his motorcycle out of an ambiguously animated doorway, and says "Sorry I'm late. I had to take the stairs."

Haha, oh you. Leon and his quips, amIright?

Except.

A minute later the bad guy, watching on the security cameras, pushes a button and an elevator dings open and zombies shamble out. On the other end of the hallway.

Leon.

Leon, did you literally ride your motorcycle up the stairs of this skyscraper?

you don't mean it but it hurts like hell

He decides to love again after the events of Irene and Benicio and then his new boyfriend gets shot up into space. It’s such a comedic jump in tragedy and it wasn’t even his fault this time.

I refer, of course, to the time Buzz Aldrin (age 72 at the time) cold-cocked a moon landing conspiracy theorist straight in his smug face after being accused of being a coward, liar, and thief.

Yes, someone was indeed dumb enough to tell a man so unafraid of death that he was willing to go into the void on a fragile explosive rocket, a coward.

Said dumbass was filming this confrontation as some sort of proof of moon fraud, but has instead captured this glorious moment of near-cosmic justice for us to loop for all time.

Still shots from my latest bloodymary post