Have you ever felt like some people look absurd? Like, how is it fair that regular mortals have to walk around while people like him get to look like that? Fucking every girl that they see, living in constant pleasure and bliss. What kind of blessed genetics get someone looking so perfect?

Huge, handsome blondie with blue eyes, tall as a doorway… And you know he has a big dick too. He’s the perfect specimen, everyone is dying to get a taste of him. But would you believe me if I told you that all of this is not real? It’s all a lie, a lie supported by the most powerful thing in the world.

The truth is this is all The Chronivac’s doing. Let’s take a look at his profile, for example.

BRYCE BULLCOCK

Height: 6’4

Weight: 225 Pounds

Body Type: Muscular+

Penis Size: 12 Inches

Archetype: The Jock

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Just what you’d expect, but if you click on the three white dots and go to the previous version…

BRYCE MORRISON

Height: 5’4

Weight: 125 Pounds

Body Type: Skinny

Penis Size: 5 Inches

Archetype: The Loser

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See? It’s all a gigantic hoax. Hell, this douche even changed his last name to some silly thing. I don’t like these kind of guys, they think they can just go around altering whoever they want because they’ve been chosen, last week I tried to flirt with him at a bar and he tried to turn me into a straight dumb jock gymbro. Luckily, as a Chronivac Admin I was immune to the change, which left him quite a bit agitated, so i was forced to put him to sleep while I figured out how I was gonna abuse my power. Sure, I could just turn him back, but that would be no fun. I figured I’d just keep him absurd, but have my fun with it. Look at his stats now!

BRYCE SERVINGTON

Height: 6’2

Weight: 160 Pounds

Body Type: Jacked

Penis Size: 10 Inches

Archetype: The Twink

Sexuality: Gay

Talents: Fashion, sex, dancing […]

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Well, you’ve basically done half the job for me already! You’ve got all the ingredients, now we just need to mix them in to make the magic happen.

Yup! That’s a nerd if I’ve ever seen one. But it won’t be like that for long, because firstly he’s gonna be affected by the band shirt he’s wearing, the one you stole from that hot alt guy. Somewhere on the campus, that poor guy is getting the downgrade of his life, but your little roommate… His face becomes a hundred times more handsome, as the nerdy look is replaced by the face of a real adonis. As an unintended consequence, his hair also grew a fair bit, but it complements his new rock n roll appearance, so i don’t think you’ll mind.

Next, the pants you carefully borrowed from the locker of that jerk at the gym who loves to flaunt his big muscles. You see your roomie’s body tighten as his musculature evolves, turning his once skinny frame into the body of a real man, a man capable of lifting heavy shit and beating people up, you can even suggest he beat the guy who his newfound muscle once belonged to, now a twerp with no power to back it up. Isn’t that hot?

And… you know what they say, the underwear makes the man, and the underwear you gave him was from a particular serial pump n’dumper, one who made the grave mistake of doing that to a friend of yours and leaving his underwear there. Now, he’s gonna forget all his sexual prowess’s and live the life of a small dicked loser, because his huge cock and all it’s stamina is gonna belong to your buddy over here, who’s not gonna be scared to use it on ya.

Isaac