idk anymore.

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

this is the plot to mama mia

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

jessies girl is obviously about sublimated homosexual desire but stacys mom is sincere in its heterosexuality

I like this actor, I should watch more of his movies *opens IMDB page* he should be in better movies

If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

a dilf saying “sweetheart.” 73 dead. 246 injured.

$20 used to mean something