it sent you to me without wings

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

this is how everyone on this website acts

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

girl help i’m starting over again for the 1000th time & i’m beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward