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Imagine being famous celebrity Kamilah al Jamil, dying and going to the afterlife, walking into the office of the Architect(s) of your entire afterlife experience, and seeing a framed photo of your long-dead, way less successful sister in said Architect’s office because she and her rando friends reformed the entire afterlife system and are directly responsible for you and everyone else not being tortured by chainsaw bears forever.  How do you even react to that?

Happy Ides of March to all who celebrate!

i got the job

Litany against unemployment.

facebook is truly a wild place there was a reposted tiktok of a girl dressing up her toddler in a matching outfit with her, the baby was clearly loving it, and yet every comment was like 'is this a joke? this is so inappropriate. I have two daughters and I don't see the point of this. what is WRONG with you. terrible mother. let kids be kids' like she literally just put a bow in her hair and some fancy little rhinestone baby shoes on. the kid kept chanting 'matching day!!' and asked to get her ears pierced just so they could match MORE. I was expecting *maybe* some comments calling the mom's baby-talk cringey but everyone was acting like this was horrible parenting and no child would ever want to dress like their mom like.....what planet were those people on omg

my 3 rent paying girlfriends (yes they all pay rent)

[ID: Edit of the "centipedes? In my vagina?" Meme so it says "Monogamy? In this economy? It's less likely than you think." END ID]

[Image ID: Edit of the "Okay, was anybody going to tell me that a walrus can suck the skin off of a seal, or was I just supposed to read that in National Geographic myself?" meme (starring Chris Fleming) so it says "Okay, was anybody going to tell me that this meme originally says 'Centipedes? in my Vagina?', or was I just supposed to learn that from this image ID myself?" End ID]

[Image ID: Edit of the "Okay, was anybody going to tell me that a walrus can suck the skin off of a seal, or was I just supposed to read that in National Geographic myself?" meme but it cuts off the text, only showing Chris Fleming's face. End ID]

who’s chris fleming

You're supposed to learn who Chris Fleming is from a post about three rent paying gfs, but I'm on mobile so I don't want to tab out and link to their YouTube channel could someone help plz

@couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

why is anti-hero the only song of hers to get nominated tho like....would've could've should've exists??