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sitting on my blog’s porch with a cigarette and a shotgun

#pinned #so people get a good impression of me #and this blog #as you enter #picture me doing this

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my-dialect

…guys he’s got a new job, my bitch has been stolen

my-dialect

Update: he slept with one of my friends from work - i may now be a man hater

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my-dialect

…guys he’s got a new job, my bitch has been stolen

gloomy-brat222

#guy saga #yeah #it never ended #even when we agreed to end it #now he’s in his exs bed #after being literally so sweet to me #might kms

fairycosmos

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

thelockenessmonster

It’s substance abuse

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sandersstudies

“They’re just looking for attention.”

Oh, a human being is seeking a social response? Human being, the social animal wired to make and track social connection? A human desires the vital blood that permitted their species to survive for millennia? The human being who was born completely helpless and primed in every way by nature to seek attention and help from their community?

Wow that’s crazy. How embarrassing. Humiliating even. Should we isolate them from community? Should we call Wire Mother?

what-even-is-thiss

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

what-even-is-thiss

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

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Save me teen dystopia love triangle

what-even-is-thiss

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

moethh

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bonni

I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

kineticpenguin

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

flock-of-cassowaries

As a urinary tract infection veteran, I didn’t even register that that might not have been original intent of that gif.

The burning is real.

sweetasteriaa

Me if my UTI culture comes back positive again

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melsimps

Me sipping my terrible elixir to stave off the worst agony of my life (drinking cranberry juice for my UTI):

alldisconopanic

The end is upon me.

I am curled, on my throne, hunched over. Rocking. Rocking. I grip the soles of my bare feet for stability I cannot find. My face, contorts. Disfigured. What happened to my beauty? My locks cloud my vision, and my only choice is to continue Rocking. Rocking. I feel death gripping my ribcage - the rib that gave me life calls out in searing pain. If man is so good for giving me life, why is it only torturous? I am gifted a break on exchange for my pleas only for it to be interrupted by my muscles informing me they find this repulsive. I have no answer for them, I can not watch the ending. All I do is feel. All I can feel is the vice grip tossing me to return to my fetal position as I yearn for the warmth of a mothers arms. I am cold. My torso is wrapped but my trousers are discarded as I cannot see a need for them ever again. No one will see me anyway, I am imprisoned on the delicate ivory throne. Lord, I beseech thee. Free me.

Aka spicy food + flushing out uti = bad news. I am but a girl.

robinlovexo

born to have mind blowing sex, forced to fight UTIs after 😭😭

squanchmallow

Writing a story about a UTI that's so severe it's otherworldly, call me Ache Pee Lovecraft

#me core #how I feel tn #I have a uti :(#FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS YEAR #atp I’m lying to online doctors about never having had one #because I need antibiotics #nitrofuratoin my beloved #these fuck ass men #and their fuck ass dicks #uti causing machines

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greelin

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

rustingbridges

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

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