Romantic on Main

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

literally the reason online discourse is Like That is cuz ppl havent found real problems yet

when ur pushing 30 and renting an apartment and reckoning with your health and future prospects ppl drawing pokemon porn becomes a lot less pressing of an issue

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

are you a medieval silk road merchant

haters will see you

dr. haters will see you now

The humiliation of being handed a tiny clown toy by your professor and being asked "is this yours?" Can only be topped by having to answer "oh yes... I was looking for him"

Picture of clown toy?

i'm pregnant... with the next great American novel! [looks directly at you, suddenly serious] and I'm getting an abortion

they don't want you to know this but being weird and staying silly really helps you feel young forever

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

cause of death: who give a shit

cause of death: none of your fucking business

“he has your blood all over his mouth” well we are in love. If you must know

how did it get there? well. use your imagination. You nosy bitch