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catgirl-intestinal-parasite

Shit man, this Spire war is fucked. I just saw a skeleton clap her hands together and say "End of Days" or some similar shit, and every one around her turned inside out, had their Doom trigger and then got sucked into the underworld. The camera didn't even go onto her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting Strike+ and Furnace. I think I just heard "5 Flankings, use Knife Trap" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

silverselunite

"Baldur's Gate 3 is old news now lol that was three years ago"

Would you believe my favourite game of all time that I still regularly play is from 2009

silverselunite

Seriously though, the way some people treat liking media as if it has an expiration date is so weird to me. And three years is still so recent in the grand scheme of things anyway, actually!

wcvconsensus

in cow world, green onions are cigarettes

gay-lotus

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

gay-lotus

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

gay-lotus

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doomtemparts

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

foone

FUN FACT:

So you know how the Wilhelm Scream is in a ton of films as a soundtrack in-joke? It was popularized by Ben Burtt, who was a sound editor on a ton of ton of Lucas films, like all the Star Wars and Indiana Jones films.

Well, he cameos in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. That's him there. His only screen time is getting knocked over a rail, and he does an imitation of the Wilhelm scream as he does it.

wldasi

I will name him boob

victusinveritas

bubblesthecow

Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.

Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”

No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.

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raelemond

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

machine-unlearning

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

starlightxraven

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

appalachian-werewolf

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

mrsjdavis

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

newbarktownalumni

stateownedslut

My stupid poser kidnapper wants to show me my missing person's poster but I don't think they do those any more and I kept saying this but they wouldn't listen until they wordlessly handed me a printout of a bbc article talking about it. They want to compose a ransom note with newspaper type but don't know how to buy newspapers as someone under 60 without looking suspicious. The other day I saw in the fridge a carton of oat milk with a home-printed photo of me obviously taken by them awkwardly glued to the side. I don't even get a basement. This is a one-bedroom flat.

penny-anna

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

lisaonatree

Did you step on it?

penny-anna

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

lisaonatree

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

penny-anna

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

damndinarzade

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

secondmoredangerouseyes

Hey

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feldfrog

Hey man, excuse me, is this the line to kiss the bride?

circusheart

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

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