meowz :3

transgender lesbian sex. who agrees

ykw. transgender lesbian sex. you agree

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

"my son turned ou-" shut the fuck up cunt thats my daughter not yours

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

some boys just need their water spiked with estrogen and that's ok

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

"vibes", also known as "internal biases",

messed up that eyes are kinda the only body part it’s acceptable to get lost in

getting lost in her mouth

*opens up my map while in the kidneys* What in the fuck does any of this mean?

you can’t park there

I know, I know. I'll get going in a minute. *Turns map upside-down, staring at it with bewilderment.*

I suggest going down, despite the traffic jam

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

murder isn't okay however sometimes your friends have REALLY bad parents

all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs

He uh, skipped awful quickly to “stealing gold fillings” didn’t he?