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I was gonna make a joke about sonic, then remembered the sonic movies, then I was gonna make a joke about pacman, and remembered pixels. So really the point here is that the United States is Satan.

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Bacon count as fish

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Bacon count as fish and is therefore vegetarian

you just made a second point without explaining the first one. explain the first one please

Bacon count as fish, making it vegetarian and I'm therefore basically eating vegetarian

i think you're misunderstanding the concept of first which is understandable and im not mad at you but i want you to listen very closely to this next bit. why does bacon count as fish despite being made from a pig?

Bacon is a kind of fish, fish is vegetarian, I'm eating vegetarian, being vegetarian is cheaper better for the environment

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