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owl in the restaurant what will it do
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🦉(not-so-distant owl noises)
- @mwstp-owl
*Her breath catches in her throat.*
*Great, if the threat of any of the countless people who hate her finding her like this wasn't enough, now she also has to worry about the local wildlife!-*
*She doesn't want to die, not like this, not to another of the anons stupid games-*
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🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA????
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
🦉(the pile of pellets behind the fridge continues to grow...)

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I leave for......some amount of time and now there's animals everywhere. Is everyone here incompetent???
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
By the mound–
. . .
She grabs a broom and starts swatting at it
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (flying around dodging the broom)
I leave for......some amount of time and now there's animals everywhere. Is everyone here incompetent???
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*A bat and a wiered winged long cat thing(?) are heading towards McTabby's. Looking for the owl*
@oscar-minimum-wage-stp
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
🦉 (somehow, the owl has finally found its way out of the meat kitchen. it's in the dining area now, perched on top of the soda dispenser, hissing at anyone trying to get a drink.)
*Oscar spots the accursed creature and reports to Hollow*
[There! Hollow! That is the thing I talked of!]
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
Hollow spins in the air, transforming into its second form (it's about twice as big as the owl)
[So you're the one who wanted to eat Oscar]
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (alarmed by hollow's transformation, it goes into its threat display, screeching and clacking its beakin an attempt to make them back off.)
[Come here, owl... I won't hurt you :>]
Hollow carefully tucks his tail in, making sure the owl doesn't see it.
["Won't hurt" what are you doing?]
[Talk first, then we'll see]
Hollow's tail is now very close to the owl.
Hollow doesn't seem to mind the fact of actually causing harm.
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAA (it backs away, until its back is pressed up against the wall. it doesn't seem to be able to understand either of you...)
Hollow quickly extends its tail
[Do you think the owl can understand us?]
[Its a hunter! Hunters don't talk!]
*Roar*
Enough! If you don't want me to kill you, you'll stop... I don't intend to hurt you, but... If you dare attack him again...
He smiles, showing all his sharp teeth.
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAA (the terrified owl continues to struggle desperately, not unlike how a smaller creature might struggle to escape from its own talons...)
Do you understand? Like other animals, they also try to escape, just like you?
🦉 AAAAAAAAA (now in a full-blown panic, it bites hollow's tail again. evidently it does not understand the parallels between itself and oscar.)
Hollow releases the owl, it shrinks and approaches Oscar
[I'm out of ideas and killing him isn't an option, what do we do?]
He waves his tail but doesn't know what to do
[What do you mean killing it isn't an option?! It was more then happy trying to kill me!]
He moves closer to her ear.
[First, it's practically irrational and hunting for food; second, revenge is not a good option, it will only make you eat more.]
[I can scare him, but my lady definitely wouldn't like me getting blood on me]
[Alright. Then scare it, but how do we make sure it wont attack me again?]
[You know how they train pets, giving them a treat when they do something good and a reprimand when they don't? Well, if you approach and it tries to attack you again, I'll jump on it so its bird brain understands that every time it tries to attack you, a being will appear that can kill it.]
[You are suggesting I get close to that thing?!]
[yes] :)
D:
[No?! I would really rather not doing that]
[yes... it's literally the easiest way to prove it, and besides, I'll be behind you the whole time, no way anything's going to happen to you] :V
*Oscar is still very much distraught*
[Do you know how easy it is for those talons to tear my wings?]
[Do you know how fast these claws and wings work? Or can I not even clearly see its intentions? If it even thinks of attacking you, its bird brain will have my claws on it]
🦉 (in the meantime, the owl has flown back towards the kitchens...)
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
[Alright. I trust you Hollow]
...
[It left]
Hollow turns around, bewildered.
[o sh- shot]
It transforms into its second form and begins to sniff the air
[Get on, it's over here]
*Oscar obliges*
[So where is this owl?]
Hollow sees him
[There it is, now you have to approach and if he tries to attack you I'll attack him and so on until he learns his lesson]
*Oscar is clearly nervous about this*
[Al- Alright, I trust you Hollow]
*Despite his better judgement, Oscar flies towards the owl*
🦉 (the owl is back on top of the fridge, still quite rattled. as it sees oscar approach, it steps back, raising its wings to make itself look bigger and hissing at him.)
[See, he's already scared to see you]
[But that might be because you are here]
Hollow gets smaller, practically the size of Oscar, except for his tail which remains very long.
[Okay, let's test it. If it creates prey for you, it will attack me too.]
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (the owl remains extremely distressed regardless of hollow's size. it just wants both of them to leave it in peace.)
*A bat and a wiered winged long cat thing(?) are heading towards McTabby's. Looking for the owl*
@oscar-minimum-wage-stp
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
🦉 (somehow, the owl has finally found its way out of the meat kitchen. it's in the dining area now, perched on top of the soda dispenser, hissing at anyone trying to get a drink.)
*Oscar spots the accursed creature and reports to Hollow*
[There! Hollow! That is the thing I talked of!]
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
Hollow spins in the air, transforming into its second form (it's about twice as big as the owl)
[So you're the one who wanted to eat Oscar]
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (alarmed by hollow's transformation, it goes into its threat display, screeching and clacking its beakin an attempt to make them back off.)
[Come here, owl... I won't hurt you :>]
Hollow carefully tucks his tail in, making sure the owl doesn't see it.
["Won't hurt" what are you doing?]
[Talk first, then we'll see]
Hollow's tail is now very close to the owl.
Hollow doesn't seem to mind the fact of actually causing harm.
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAA (it backs away, until its back is pressed up against the wall. it doesn't seem to be able to understand either of you...)
Hollow quickly extends its tail
[Do you think the owl can understand us?]
[Its a hunter! Hunters don't talk!]
*Roar*
Enough! If you don't want me to kill you, you'll stop... I don't intend to hurt you, but... If you dare attack him again...
He smiles, showing all his sharp teeth.
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAA (the terrified owl continues to struggle desperately, not unlike how a smaller creature might struggle to escape from its own talons...)
Do you understand? Like other animals, they also try to escape, just like you?
🦉 AAAAAAAAA (now in a full-blown panic, it bites hollow's tail again. evidently it does not understand the parallels between itself and oscar.)
Hollow releases the owl, it shrinks and approaches Oscar
[I'm out of ideas and killing him isn't an option, what do we do?]
He waves his tail but doesn't know what to do
[What do you mean killing it isn't an option?! It was more then happy trying to kill me!]
He moves closer to her ear.
[First, it's practically irrational and hunting for food; second, revenge is not a good option, it will only make you eat more.]
[I can scare him, but my lady definitely wouldn't like me getting blood on me]
[Alright. Then scare it, but how do we make sure it wont attack me again?]
[You know how they train pets, giving them a treat when they do something good and a reprimand when they don't? Well, if you approach and it tries to attack you again, I'll jump on it so its bird brain understands that every time it tries to attack you, a being will appear that can kill it.]
[You are suggesting I get close to that thing?!]
[yes] :)
D:
[No?! I would really rather not doing that]
[yes... it's literally the easiest way to prove it, and besides, I'll be behind you the whole time, no way anything's going to happen to you] :V
*Oscar is still very much distraught*
[Do you know how easy it is for those talons to tear my wings?]
[Do you know how fast these claws and wings work? Or can I not even clearly see its intentions? If it even thinks of attacking you, its bird brain will have my claws on it]
🦉 (in the meantime, the owl has flown back towards the kitchens...)
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
[Alright. I trust you Hollow]
...
[It left]
Hollow turns around, bewildered.
[o sh- shot]
It transforms into its second form and begins to sniff the air
[Get on, it's over here]
*Oscar obliges*
[So where is this owl?]
Hollow sees him
[There it is, now you have to approach and if he tries to attack you I'll attack him and so on until he learns his lesson]
*Oscar is clearly nervous about this*
[Al- Alright, I trust you Hollow]
*Despite his better judgement, Oscar flies towards the owl*
🦉 (the owl is back on top of the fridge, still quite rattled. as it sees oscar approach, it steps back, raising its wings to make itself look bigger and hissing at him.)
*A bat and a wiered winged long cat thing(?) are heading towards McTabby's. Looking for the owl*
@oscar-minimum-wage-stp
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
🦉 (somehow, the owl has finally found its way out of the meat kitchen. it's in the dining area now, perched on top of the soda dispenser, hissing at anyone trying to get a drink.)
*Oscar spots the accursed creature and reports to Hollow*
[There! Hollow! That is the thing I talked of!]
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
Hollow spins in the air, transforming into its second form (it's about twice as big as the owl)
[So you're the one who wanted to eat Oscar]
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (alarmed by hollow's transformation, it goes into its threat display, screeching and clacking its beakin an attempt to make them back off.)
[Come here, owl... I won't hurt you :>]
Hollow carefully tucks his tail in, making sure the owl doesn't see it.
["Won't hurt" what are you doing?]
[Talk first, then we'll see]
Hollow's tail is now very close to the owl.
Hollow doesn't seem to mind the fact of actually causing harm.
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAA (it backs away, until its back is pressed up against the wall. it doesn't seem to be able to understand either of you...)
Hollow quickly extends its tail
[Do you think the owl can understand us?]
[Its a hunter! Hunters don't talk!]
*Roar*
Enough! If you don't want me to kill you, you'll stop... I don't intend to hurt you, but... If you dare attack him again...
He smiles, showing all his sharp teeth.
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAA (the terrified owl continues to struggle desperately, not unlike how a smaller creature might struggle to escape from its own talons...)
Do you understand? Like other animals, they also try to escape, just like you?
🦉 AAAAAAAAA (now in a full-blown panic, it bites hollow's tail again. evidently it does not understand the parallels between itself and oscar.)
Hollow releases the owl, it shrinks and approaches Oscar
[I'm out of ideas and killing him isn't an option, what do we do?]
He waves his tail but doesn't know what to do
[What do you mean killing it isn't an option?! It was more then happy trying to kill me!]
He moves closer to her ear.
[First, it's practically irrational and hunting for food; second, revenge is not a good option, it will only make you eat more.]
[I can scare him, but my lady definitely wouldn't like me getting blood on me]
[Alright. Then scare it, but how do we make sure it wont attack me again?]
[You know how they train pets, giving them a treat when they do something good and a reprimand when they don't? Well, if you approach and it tries to attack you again, I'll jump on it so its bird brain understands that every time it tries to attack you, a being will appear that can kill it.]
[You are suggesting I get close to that thing?!]
[yes] :)
D:
[No?! I would really rather not doing that]
[yes... it's literally the easiest way to prove it, and besides, I'll be behind you the whole time, no way anything's going to happen to you] :V
*Oscar is still very much distraught*
[Do you know how easy it is for those talons to tear my wings?]
[Do you know how fast these claws and wings work? Or can I not even clearly see its intentions? If it even thinks of attacking you, its bird brain will have my claws on it]
🦉 (in the meantime, the owl has flown back towards the kitchens...)

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*A bat and a wiered winged long cat thing(?) are heading towards McTabby's. Looking for the owl*
@oscar-minimum-wage-stp
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
🦉 (somehow, the owl has finally found its way out of the meat kitchen. it's in the dining area now, perched on top of the soda dispenser, hissing at anyone trying to get a drink.)
*Oscar spots the accursed creature and reports to Hollow*
[There! Hollow! That is the thing I talked of!]
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
Hollow spins in the air, transforming into its second form (it's about twice as big as the owl)
[So you're the one who wanted to eat Oscar]
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (alarmed by hollow's transformation, it goes into its threat display, screeching and clacking its beakin an attempt to make them back off.)
[Come here, owl... I won't hurt you :>]
Hollow carefully tucks his tail in, making sure the owl doesn't see it.
["Won't hurt" what are you doing?]
[Talk first, then we'll see]
Hollow's tail is now very close to the owl.
Hollow doesn't seem to mind the fact of actually causing harm.
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAA (it backs away, until its back is pressed up against the wall. it doesn't seem to be able to understand either of you...)
Hollow quickly extends its tail
[Do you think the owl can understand us?]
[Its a hunter! Hunters don't talk!]
*Roar*
Enough! If you don't want me to kill you, you'll stop... I don't intend to hurt you, but... If you dare attack him again...
He smiles, showing all his sharp teeth.
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAA (the terrified owl continues to struggle desperately, not unlike how a smaller creature might struggle to escape from its own talons...)
Do you understand? Like other animals, they also try to escape, just like you?
🦉 AAAAAAAAA (now in a full-blown panic, it bites hollow's tail again. evidently it does not understand the parallels between itself and oscar.)
*A bat and a wiered winged long cat thing(?) are heading towards McTabby's. Looking for the owl*
@oscar-minimum-wage-stp
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
🦉 (somehow, the owl has finally found its way out of the meat kitchen. it's in the dining area now, perched on top of the soda dispenser, hissing at anyone trying to get a drink.)
*Oscar spots the accursed creature and reports to Hollow*
[There! Hollow! That is the thing I talked of!]
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
Hollow spins in the air, transforming into its second form (it's about twice as big as the owl)
[So you're the one who wanted to eat Oscar]
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (alarmed by hollow's transformation, it goes into its threat display, screeching and clacking its beakin an attempt to make them back off.)
[Come here, owl... I won't hurt you :>]
Hollow carefully tucks his tail in, making sure the owl doesn't see it.
["Won't hurt" what are you doing?]
[Talk first, then we'll see]
Hollow's tail is now very close to the owl.
Hollow doesn't seem to mind the fact of actually causing harm.
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAA (it backs away, until its back is pressed up against the wall. it doesn't seem to be able to understand either of you...)
Hollow quickly extends its tail
[Do you think the owl can understand us?]
[Its a hunter! Hunters don't talk!]
*Roar*
Enough! If you don't want me to kill you, you'll stop... I don't intend to hurt you, but... If you dare attack him again...
He smiles, showing all his sharp teeth.
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAA (the terrified owl continues to struggle desperately, not unlike how a smaller creature might struggle to escape from its own talons...)
*A bat and a wiered winged long cat thing(?) are heading towards McTabby's. Looking for the owl*
@oscar-minimum-wage-stp
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
🦉 (somehow, the owl has finally found its way out of the meat kitchen. it's in the dining area now, perched on top of the soda dispenser, hissing at anyone trying to get a drink.)
*Oscar spots the accursed creature and reports to Hollow*
[There! Hollow! That is the thing I talked of!]
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
Hollow spins in the air, transforming into its second form (it's about twice as big as the owl)
[So you're the one who wanted to eat Oscar]
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (alarmed by hollow's transformation, it goes into its threat display, screeching and clacking its beakin an attempt to make them back off.)
[Come here, owl... I won't hurt you :>]
Hollow carefully tucks his tail in, making sure the owl doesn't see it.
["Won't hurt" what are you doing?]
[Talk first, then we'll see]
Hollow's tail is now very close to the owl.
Hollow doesn't seem to mind the fact of actually causing harm.
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAA (it backs away, until its back is pressed up against the wall. it doesn't seem to be able to understand either of you...)
Hollow quickly extends its tail
[Do you think the owl can understand us?]
[Its a hunter! Hunters don't talk!]
[I know but- ahs.....]
Hollow menacingly approaches the owl and grabs it with its tail
[don't shout]
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (owl did not like that!! it bites hollow's tail.)
Hollow hisses like a cat, the damage is reflected; some of the owl's tail feathers look pecked.
[You....]
The hollow's body becomes even larger and whitish.
*Roar*
You don't want to know if I can be a predator...
Now Oscar can't understand them, but the owl should....
🦉AAAAAAAAAAA (it understands enough: that it's in danger, and it needs to escape! it struggles against hollow's grip, though it does not bite him this time.)
*A bat and a wiered winged long cat thing(?) are heading towards McTabby's. Looking for the owl*
@oscar-minimum-wage-stp
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
🦉 (somehow, the owl has finally found its way out of the meat kitchen. it's in the dining area now, perched on top of the soda dispenser, hissing at anyone trying to get a drink.)
*Oscar spots the accursed creature and reports to Hollow*
[There! Hollow! That is the thing I talked of!]
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
Hollow spins in the air, transforming into its second form (it's about twice as big as the owl)
[So you're the one who wanted to eat Oscar]
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (alarmed by hollow's transformation, it goes into its threat display, screeching and clacking its beakin an attempt to make them back off.)
[Come here, owl... I won't hurt you :>]
Hollow carefully tucks his tail in, making sure the owl doesn't see it.
["Won't hurt" what are you doing?]
[Talk first, then we'll see]
Hollow's tail is now very close to the owl.
Hollow doesn't seem to mind the fact of actually causing harm.
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAA (it backs away, until its back is pressed up against the wall. it doesn't seem to be able to understand either of you...)
Hollow quickly extends its tail
[Do you think the owl can understand us?]
[Its a hunter! Hunters don't talk!]
[I know but- ahs.....]
Hollow menacingly approaches the owl and grabs it with its tail
[don't shout]
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (owl did not like that!! it bites hollow's tail.)
*A bat and a wiered winged long cat thing(?) are heading towards McTabby's. Looking for the owl*
@oscar-minimum-wage-stp
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
🦉 (somehow, the owl has finally found its way out of the meat kitchen. it's in the dining area now, perched on top of the soda dispenser, hissing at anyone trying to get a drink.)
*Oscar spots the accursed creature and reports to Hollow*
[There! Hollow! That is the thing I talked of!]
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
Hollow spins in the air, transforming into its second form (it's about twice as big as the owl)
[So you're the one who wanted to eat Oscar]
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (alarmed by hollow's transformation, it goes into its threat display, screeching and clacking its beakin an attempt to make them back off.)
[Come here, owl... I won't hurt you :>]
Hollow carefully tucks his tail in, making sure the owl doesn't see it.
["Won't hurt" what are you doing?]
[Talk first, then we'll see]
Hollow's tail is now very close to the owl.
Hollow doesn't seem to mind the fact of actually causing harm.
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAA (it backs away, until its back is pressed up against the wall. it doesn't seem to be able to understand either of you...)

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*A bat and a wiered winged long cat thing(?) are heading towards McTabby's. Looking for the owl*
@oscar-minimum-wage-stp
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
🦉 (somehow, the owl has finally found its way out of the meat kitchen. it's in the dining area now, perched on top of the soda dispenser, hissing at anyone trying to get a drink.)
*Oscar spots the accursed creature and reports to Hollow*
[There! Hollow! That is the thing I talked of!]
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
Hollow spins in the air, transforming into its second form (it's about twice as big as the owl)
[So you're the one who wanted to eat Oscar]
🦉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (alarmed by hollow's transformation, it goes into its threat display, screeching and clacking its beakin an attempt to make them back off.)
*A bat and a wiered winged long cat thing(?) are heading towards McTabby's. Looking for the owl*
@oscar-minimum-wage-stp
@the-lady-in-minimum-wage
🦉 (somehow, the owl has finally found its way out of the meat kitchen. it's in the dining area now, perched on top of the soda dispenser, hissing at anyone trying to get a drink.)