a tender riot

cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.

yall ever just yearn? ever get filled with the most profound sense of longing for something you cant understand? yall ever crave? ever have an unexplainable ache?

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

my type includes vampires, pirates, kings, forest fae, Hozier, women in suits, people with swords, anyone wearing a crown, people I see on the train for .5 seconds, the mysterious figure in a cape running in the moonlight, witches, and anyone who looks as if they haven’t slept in a millennium. 

i only like “music” when it sucks. i only listen to absolute shit songs. and i love it.

the only character I stan is That Bitch from BD who came to clean the house, saw Bella pregnant, and immediately on site wanted to whoop Edward’s vampire ass even though she knew 100% what he was

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

All I see are Good Pupps. 

need to stoppppp oversharing!!!!!!!!! stop sharing!!!!! buti cant…i cant shut up