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(Right out the gate: Darkworld food is not going to be counted because that's like A Mint at BEST. Also this will only cover the normal route bc that kid's even WORSE off on Side B.)

DAY ONE:

Skips breakfast (late for school)

Skips lunch (dark world)

Skips dinner (goes to bed immediately)

An Entire Pie (occurs at midnight so could actually be Day 2)

Results: inadequate intake for a growing teen, but at least they ate something

DAY TWO:

Skips breakfast (late for school again)

Skips lunch (sleeps through class)

Hot Chocolate (Optional after-school snack)

Skips dinner (pretends to fall asleep on the couch)

No midnight snack this time (dark world)

Results: Optionally hydrated, but likely VERY hungry.

DAY THREE:

Receives breakfast, fails to actually eat it.

Unskippable Church Juice cut-scene time!!!!

Hot Chocolate part 2: Electric Boogaloo (optional after-church snack)

Unskippable Chocolate Milk cut-scene time!!!!

Skips Lunch (Soul Shenanigans Occurred)

Skips Dinner (Sans ate all the leftovers)

Results: Kris, PLEASE just eat the pancakes holy shit. At least you drank something, though.

DAY FOUR:

🔥HONEY TOAST🔥(optional, only occurs if you choose to be mean to Kris' Mom)

Fried Raw Onion (optional, RIP onionsan)

"Haunted Blood" (optional Church Juice Part 2: This Time it's Personal)

Ice Cream (THANK YOU NOELLE FOR GIVING YOUR ICECREAM TO THIS MORON)

No Cinnamon Bun 😔 (from what I could tell Noelle only bought one for Susie)

Skipped Actual Lunch (didn't eat anything lunch-equivalent at the fair)

Skipped Dinner (Dark World)

Results: more actual food than usual, but still not enough for a growing teen.

AND YOU'RE LOSING YOUR BEST FRIEND

ANNNDD YOU JUST CANNOT PRETEND

TO BE A-OK!

YOUR NAME'S KRIS DELTARUNE

AND YOU'RE PROB'LY DYING SOON

OH MY GOD

THE KNIGHT JUST TOOK YOUR DAD

Don't forget...