aibhse

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

Hip hop🎶 is peotry✍️

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

Omg pjackk you're back!!

HUH??? pjackk was just unbanned and then immediately banned again!?

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

pjackk being brought back is incredibly funny but also not a great look on tumblrs part like why can't u do this for the hundreds and hundreds of unfairly banned trans women and black people. lol

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

started my birthday with my cat attacking me for taking pics of his feet

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

The Addams

I may in fact be stupid

The Summertime Is A Little Different From The Normaltime

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