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alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

Also the audio quality is just way better and more consistent than Skype’s.

Discord uses it’s own servers to host calls instead of relying on a user host like skype :0

Thinking about how Anakin canonically both touched grass and got laid and was still Like That.

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

bleeding

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s

If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named Snake and Cloud and which ones were named Ridley and Isabelle i would NOT believe you

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

despite never being reprimanded for getting sick if my dog throws up she will ‘tattle’ on herself and run over to me, show me the throw up, then hide and start shaking uncontrollably. nobody taught her to do this. she has decided that throwing up is a punishable offense until the end of time

my dog has decided that it’s solely on her shoulders to ensure there is peace in my house…if the cats fight she stands between them to ‘break it up’ and/or herds them away, if my rats have an argument she goes to the cage door and barks until they stop. not sure why she has decided she must carry the weight of the world but she has

The font is called "Redacted Script," it's available for free here, and I just ran to download it because I am, in fact, the target audience for this

out thrifitng, I hear a mom hiss “aiden. do not.” then a short pause followed by fervent bongo playing

Tumblr observation day four: Analysis has led us to believe one would simply need to post something as inscrutable as "Feelin extra fergalicious at this grocery store" in order to attain high praise on this website. We will investigate and report back.

Feelin extra fergalicious at this grocery store

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.