elsa

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

i’m small,,, and sleepy,,, and i miss the sea

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

i want to be a lil fairy and drink dewdrops and eat berries and sleep in a flower 

Another day another what the fuck

????? march ?????? again ??????

When you're tired of being in the army

friendly reminder: just because someone else is succeeding doesn’t mean you are failing

bumper sticker that says "go around me i'm crying"

if i was a frog i would always be saying “wow, that’s just ribbeting”

you’ve considered the shrimplications but….. have you prawndered them….,,,..,,..