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5. Bolbitius titubans (Yellow Fieldcap)

Much like the president this inedible mushroom is recognized by it’s yellow top that starts to turn white with age. It’s also a coprophilius fungus, which means it likes to surround itself with shit. 

4. Gyromitra esculenta (False Morel)

This little shroomie may not resemble Trump, but if you see one you may mistake it for his shriveled up brain, which fell out of his ear and is now rotting away in the grass, full of nothing but poison.

3. Amanita phalloides (Death Cap)

Not only is this mushroom one of the most vile and poisonous of it’s kind, but it also hosts a disgusting yellow mess up top.

2. Pleurocybella porrigens (Angel Wings)

Don’t let the name fool you! This lumpy white lode looks like Supreme Leader Trump with his shirt off, plus it tricked the whole world with it’s ability to poison the population. It was long thought to be edible, with no reported poisonings for years. The game changed in 2004 when 60 people in Japan fell ill after trusting this little bastard, and more than 15 died. 

1. Podostroma Cornu-damae

This fella looks almost as much like an orange dick as Trump. If thats not enough to earn it the #1 spot on the list, take a bite and experience the physical analog to the emotions trump makes you feel.

3. Depletion of blood cells

2. Hair loss

Was gonna pull out the whisk and bake, but then I got pie.

Now I’m feeling full and I know why.

Because I got pie.

Because I got pie.

Because I got pie.

5. Bolbitius titubans (Yellow Fieldcap)

Much like the president this inedible mushroom is recognized by it’s yellow top that starts to turn white with age. It’s also a coprophilius fungus, which means it likes to surround itself with shit. 

4. Gyromitra esculenta (False Morel)

This little shroomie may not resemble Trump, but if you see one you may mistake it for his shriveled up brain, which fell out of his ear and is now rotting away in the grass, full of nothing but poison.

3. Amanita phalloides (Death Cap)

Not only is this mushroom one of the most vile and poisonous of it’s kind, but it also hosts a disgusting yellow mess up top.

2. Pleurocybella porrigens (Angel Wings)

Don’t let the name fool you! This lumpy white lode looks like Supreme Leader Trump with his shirt off, plus it tricked the whole world with it’s ability to poison the population. It was long thought to be edible, with no reported poisonings for years. The game changed in 2004 when 60 people in Japan fell ill after trusting this little bastard, and more than 15 died. 

1. Podostroma Cornu-damae

This fella looks almost as much like an orange dick as Trump. If thats not enough to earn it the #1 spot on the list, take a bite and experience the physical analog to the emotions trump makes you feel.

3. Depletion of blood cells

2. Hair loss

The real conspiracy is that Hunter Biden is really the secret love child of Michael and Ryan.