我不知道

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

he still makes cannibal jokes though and everyone just chalks it up to him being european

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

absolute cunt serves absolutely

no?

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

Dear lord. Deliver unto me some cool shit. Some cool-ass shit. Thanks.