murdoc pissing compilation

ah fuck i've been shadowbanned again

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i'm writing a full-length novel about a shark that fucks people

Editor killed herself. Back to the drawing board...

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

Even puppy can learn music.

I SAID I’M POURING CHILI ON MY BALLS

there's this weird thing people fall into online a lot, where people assume that if the [perceived-to-be-inferior] version of [activity] is discouraged then people will, naturally, do [perceived-to-be-superior] version of [activity] instead. When really it's just as (or more) likely that if [perceived-to-be-inferior] version of [activity] is discouraged people just won't do it at all.

audiobook listeners are not necessarily people who would otherwise do a lot of traditional reading if audiobooks did not exist, many are people who simply would experience zero books. Booktok romance readers would not necessarily be reading the classics if booktok did not exist, many of them would simply not read. Fanfiction writers would not necessarily be novelists if fanfic wasn't an option, many would just be people who didn't write. You know?

pjackk doesn't even talk like pjackk anymore. orthodox monastery changed him

come on dude come outside its the month of the grape harvest.

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

little gray alien seasoned roasting dead on a spit with an apple in his mouth #SOLARPUNK