Don't be scared

I want to show this to my mum

1. “Y’all want to murder me? How can you murder someone with this much finesse?”

2. “How am I not romantic? I’m the most romantic person I know.”

3. “I’m just saying dude, if an alien race came to earth and killed all of us hooligans, I wouldn’t complain.”

4. “My cat has unlocked the secrets of the universe.”

5. “You think I’m a werewolf? Is it because I don’t hangout with you on full moons?”

6. “Oh okay, I get it now, you’re just a fool.”

7. “Ever just want to jab your fist into someone’s face?”

8. “I’m not going to say anything to cause a commotion. I promise.”

9. “Who ate the last of the pizza sticks?”

10. “Oh calm down, it’s just an ancient glowing sword. Nothing to be scared of.”

11. “That’s your brilliant plan? We are not only gonna die, but die very stupidly.”

12. “Listen you fools, I’m not only cute, I’m also terrifying.”

13. “I’ll burn all your socks when you sleep.”

14. “I learned how to dislocate someone’s knee today. How was your day?”

“What are you doing out this late?”

“This part of town isn’t a good place to be at this time of night.”

“Now what’s a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this?” 

“You do realize what time it is, right?” 

“Where are you going at this hour?” 

“The sun isn’t rising anytime soon, you know.” 

“Do you know where I am?” 

“The city looks different at night.” 

“This street is very dark…” 

“Why don’t you come stand in the light?” 

“Are you lost?” 

“I got turned around in the dark…” 

“This isn’t the time to go wandering around.”

“Only fools and trouble come out to these parts at this hour.” 

“Looking for trouble, are we?” 

“A little late to be shopping.” 

“Just coming back from the bar?” 

“Think any of the pubs are still going to be open?” 

“Trouble lurks around every shadowed corner.” 

“Woah! I didn’t see you there!”

“Where did you come from?” 

“What are you doing here?” 

“A bold move to show your face here in the shadows of night.” 

“Go home.” 

“It isn’t safe here at this time of night.” 

“You’re being watched.” 

“What are you doing still up?” 

“Looking for something?” 

“I like walking when the streets are empty.”

“It’s dangerous to walk at night alone.” 

“I know where I’m going.” 

“The trees are kind of spooky…”

“Did you hear that howl?” 

“Was…was that an owl…?” 

“This path is scary at night…” 

“The woods is no place a __ after dusk.” 

“Oh you poor soul, wandering lost in the forest under the new moon…” 

“You can’t see the stars from here…” 

“This is the witching hour.” 

“Dark beasts lurk here. Be cautious.” 

“Stay on the road!” 

“Talking a midnight stroll along the beach?” 

“The ocean is so mysterious at night…” 

“What brings you to the pier at this hour?” 

“What dangers lurk in these dark waters, I wonder.” 

“You’re going to get yourself lost one of these days.” 

The only countdown that really matters tbh.