No.

yo I’m the writer plz check it out

Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon

i think my problem is that when i’m doing an activity with a friend they’re thinking “i am having fun. this is fun.” but i’m thinking “we are tying the strings of fate we are forming a powerful bond that will last eons”

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!

Ireland is the only country in Europe

maybe later we could hang out and take turns bursting into tears

Oh, boy, for real?! I wanna see!

We must remove the heads of the wealthy.

babygirl your enormous eyebags and just barely noticeable tremor have captivated me

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’