ALL UP IN YOUR MIND

you’re leaking !!

Oh I adore this piece of art 💚

Oh no, I accidentally came inside you, might just have to fuck it deeper while we are at it

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

the air not doing so good and the food is not doing so good and the water is not doing so good and me I am also not doing so good

Date idea: we'll cuddle naked and if it slides in, it slides in

Some of you people aren't even gay or asexual you've just neutered yourselves on cartoons