very cool very swag

SMALL DOG LEVITATES FROG WITH INCREDIBLE PSYCHIC POWER

These goddamn "heartfelt" stay at home commercials from big brands that act like it's been years genuinely make my skin crawl.

Upon 2 seconds of reflection I have come to understand that feeling is bloodlust.

simply hearing the line “in these uncertain times” awakens a deep and intense desire to go completely feral

You are still whole without them. You always were.

The day Jade from Victorious slowly counted to three during Take a Hint was the day my heterosexuality ended

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

I firmly believe what ever you're obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you're real unlucky it was probably twilight.

that’s just a regular platypus???

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!