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ANYTHING AN ANGEL CAN DO, A GODDESS CAN DO BETTER ! / indie lady palutena, private & selective, written by nadiya . #paluteana . personals do not reblog

#self promo.#looks like ridley isn't the only nintendo character i'll be roleplayin'#huh

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cosmicrayed

@mumfed

“I don’t know who you are, or where it is you come from. All I know is that you’re threatening these people, and that means I have to stop you.”

mumfed-blog

AH ! a hero amongst cattle . bravest always fall into its maw, always so eager to show themselves too . how foolish, makes its features contort to a smile . ❛ now, maybe we should be doin’ introductions first . don’t ya wanna know who’s gonna TEAR YOUR FLESH TO SHREDS ? ❜

#cosmicrayed #here it's a semi serious reply will #hope you are happy

i didn’t expect to turn into as ask/RP blog but here we are

#OOC.#i've embraced it

What would you do next if you ever defeated Samus, Ridley?

❛ well —— i’ve been thinkin’ . this whole space pirate, pillagin’ civilizations for their resources shtick’s been workin’ out for me quite fine before sammy came around, so i’ll be goin’ back to beein’ the scourge of the nine systems or somethin’ . yarr ! y’know ? but this breedin’ metroids thing got me into takin’ care of animals ! might start a shelter on the side, launder some space money with it . ❜

#Anonymous #ASK.

But wouldn't it be better for you if we kept asking questions then?

❛ ‘bout what i had for dinner ! not about the science behind makin' an orange action figure lady shoot lasers at outta’ space suction cups ! those answers are way above my pay grade . ❜

#Anonymous #ASK.

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ridley is cis

#headcanon.#i am trans and i hate him so this is how it must be

ROSACROWN.

❛ why , i outta’ smack that look off your ugly face !! i’m already in a sour mood ; you picked a bad day to make me mad , buddy !! ❜

❛ y’wanna have a piece o’ ridley ? cause i gotta warn ya, I EAT OVERPROTECTIVE LADIES FOR BREAKFAST ! go ask ya pal, samus . ❜

#rosacrown #he's gonna get his fucking ass kicked but #he is smug for now

salamanshe

Welcome to Smash!

#GIANT AWFUL SPACE PTERODACTYL.#look at my boi

is it weird that i read half of rid's responses in dunkey's voice?

i can definitely hear that, but i do have an actual voice for ridley i write in & it’s this one

#at least for all the dumb shit i write #for the serious threads #the two (2) i have #i try to replicate the manga dialog #anyways i love retsupurae & slowbeef & diabeetus #what good lads #Anonymous

the @ridley url is lost to the void please give to me @staff

#OOC.#mumfed is a good funny url #and i like it #because ridley ate samus' mum #and whatnot but #imagine #IMAGINE I WAS @RIDLEY #god

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"ridley isn't scalie fodder" YOU SEEN HIS YOAI HANDS??????????

THEY’RE MEANT FOR TEARING FLESH !

DO. NOT. FUCK. RIDLEY. I REPEAT. DO. NOT. FUCK. RIDLEY.

#Anonymous

they got bayonetta and daisy for the casuals, but us hardcore folk know what's up. G I A N T S P A C E D R A G O N D O N G

#p #lease #ridley isn't scalie fodder looks someplace else #Anonymous

if ridley wasn't a dick he'd probably be high on the list of monsterfucker's would-bangs

this blog is a scalie-free space please l e a v e

#RIGHT #NOW #Anonymous

The real question is 'how does ridley grow back all the holes samus keeps shooting in his face'.

❛ IT’S CALLED EATING HER MUMMY’S CORPSE ! ❜

#ASK.#ridley vc: READ THE MANGA #do actually it's pretty fuckin' good #they handle samus' PTSD so well compared to #you know #... you know #Anonymous

How, exactly, do your wings work in the vacuum of space? There's no air for them to push against for height.

❛ YEAH ! & how exactly did the space pirates bring me back to life by stickin’ a toasta’ onto me after my body exploded in the last game ? listen, this ain’t supposed to make sense ! you just keep on pushing the buttons to make sammy go pew-pew ! stop askin’ questions ! ❜

#ASK.#he's right you know

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princeofcake

Samus Aran vanquishing Ridley

#GIANT AWFUL SPACE PTERODACTYL.#SPACE WARRIOR.#god we wish

❛ RAWR means ‘ i love ya ‘ in dinosaur ! ❜

#open starter.#this is a starter #reply if you're not a coward

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