♡ R A N T ♡

listen you NEED to borrow that book from the library. i know youve got like 10 other books lined up to be read but you need to go to the library. remind the library that it's loved and cherished

i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock

sam being uncomfortable with the silence between dean and cas in the car during lily sunder implies that normally they would be yapping each other’s ears off. which is extremely cute. have we talked about that yet

♡.

“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted

dean thinks he’s Oh so good at dirty talk but his idea of dirty talk is. [rubs his palms together] Let’s get this show on the road shall we. I’m gonna make you go off like the fourth of july. you ready for that big guy (<- said to a woman)

it was a fun joke but you guys can stop pretending the spn prequel is a real show. like, I respect committing to the bit but this is a little beyond the pale here