too many snoots

Steven Hawking‘s life proves what we should all know to be true: that intelligence without compassion is meaningless, and that every person who is truly intelligent knows caring deeply for others is the smartest choice a person can make

watch and learn, dumbshits *teleports thirty meters below my current position and suffocates on dirt and clay within seconds*

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

does Luigi have a big dick I can’t tell

mark I’m coming to confiscate your computer

don’t censor him

first of all. luigi has cankles, second of all, what razor does he use because those gams are SLEEK

Why are you all like this

why’s this look like a frame from a sfm porn animation

did some investigating and its because it is

Stephen Hawking is currently getting a full walking tour of ALL the universe’s mysteries.

Born on Gallieos birthday and departs on Pi day. The Universe has taken back a piece of itself.

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

this is beautiful